| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Land claiming | To keep your house safe |
| Shops | Powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events | For the community |
| Warp stones | Teleport back home |
| Bucketable entities | To save you pain |
| Crafting tweaks | Many tweaks for an enjoyable experience |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu or on Discord |
| Is there a cost to joining the server? | No, the server is free to join |
| Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server? | No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players |
| Can I create my own shops on the server? | Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops using the diamond economy system |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about automated responses or one-sided arguments. We pride ourselves on creating a community where everyone can express their opinions without fear of being attacked by aspies or retards.
So why join our server? Because we guarantee a retard-free environment where you can finally enjoy playing Minecraft without the drama. Don’t let those pesky autists ruin your gaming experience – come join us and leave the negativity behind!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into their domain, but the rewards are totally worth it – enchanted weapons, rare artifacts, and even a pet panda that shoots laser beams from its eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Join now to witness the epic saga of Caleb, Kelsey, and the mysterious boyfriend who’s causing all the drama. Will Caleb win back Kelsey’s heart? Will Kelsey’s boyfriend ever understand why Caleb is so upset? Will Kelsey’s parents ever forgive the server admin for ruining their daughter’s friendship?
With more plot twists than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, who needs schoolwork when you can dive headfirst into the world of teenage romance and betrayal?
Join now and prepare for a wild ride that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!