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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6536 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 292 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 234 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
ONE TIME, A PLAYER NAMED BOB BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE AND THEN A GIANT MOUSE CAME AND ATE IT ALL. IT WAS HILARIOUS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE LLAMAS RULE AND PIGS FLY. IT’S LIKE A FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS.
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE TACOS ON TUESDAYS. YOLO!