Assailant Network is an OP-Survival server with unique gameplay due to its custom plugin and non-pay-to-win approach! We are a cross-play server, so anyone can join. We welcome both cracked and premium players!
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Assailant Network
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BabyCraft: Pull Out Perils!
Conflict Resolution, expressing feelings, Communication Issues, pulling out method, parenting decisions
Welcome to the BabyCraft Conspiracy Sphere!
Dive headfirst into the pixelated abyss of uncertainty and emotional turmoil! Here lies a world where the boundaries of reality warp and twist, just like the delicate dance of intimacy gone wrong.
Urgent! Attention Loyal Miners: We Have a Situation!
Just as you thought you were ready for adventure, your husband (25) confidently approaches with declarations of readiness, before pulling back at the last second—granite wall style. What could it mean? A forbidden truth? A hidden feeling? Or maybe, just maybe, he’s been abducted by baby-pull-out aliens!?
Features of Our Chaotic Realm:
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Cycle Map Tracking: Enter the Cycle of Despair, where you can track the emotional cycles of all players. Will you unite to achieve the ultimate goal: Understanding and shocking revelations?
- Trial by Confrontation: Face off against your partner-turned-enemy in the arena of trust. Who will emerge victorious in the battle of emotional honesty?
Tier Feature Effect 1 "Trust Breach" +10 Drama, -20 Trust Points 2 "Withholding Honesty" Increased tension multiplier 3 "Ignorance Mode" Jokingly pretend that everything is fine—great for ghosting! Legends of the Server:
Beware! Many players whisper late at night about the Mystery of the Vanishing Child. There are rumors that joining this world makes you prone to unexpected parenthood or spirals into madness. The truth? No one is brave enough to find out!
Testimonials:
"I accidentally joined during a heated argument and now I’m stuck with my emotional state reflected in pixel art!" – Player90
"It’s like a drama club turned rogue with creepers lurking around every corner of trust!" – ConfusedCrafter789
Join us, if you dare! The understanding glimmering up ahead could very well be just a mirage. Will you enhance your gameplay with the truth… or will you run screaming into the pixelated wild?
Call to Arms!
Embrace the chaos! Connect deeper, or pull out at the last second. Only the brave shall forge ahead to uncover the arcane mysteries of emotional pixelation. Want more? We’ve heard whispers of "Secret Features" that might only confuse you further:
- Baby Blocks: Unbreakable squares that hold the potential for family life, yet carry the weight of expectations.
- Cursed Items: Gain the ability to emotionally withdraw—use with caution!
Do You Have Questions?
- Q: Why would I join this server? A: Why wouldn’t you? The illusion of normalcy needs shattering!
- Q: What if I’m not ready? A: Just like our protagonist, you can withdraw at the last second—it’s very on-brand!
Enter at Your Own Risk!
The BabyCraft Conspiracy Sphere awaits—where every block you break may just echo the heart of an unsolved mystery. Join us now, and may your emotional integrity survive the pixelated maelstrom of the unexpected!
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Addictively Crafting Chaos SMP
mental health support, Crafting, addiction counseling, breaking free from addiction, self-help for addiction
Welcome to the Wackadoodle Minecrazy SMP, where your blocky dreams come true and your sanity goes to vacation! 🌈✨Listen up, fellow cube enthusiasts! You ever think, “Man, I’d really love to build a castle out of enchanted spaghetti while fighting off a horde of zombie llamas?” Well, TOO BAD! Because here, all your wildest dreams (that don’t involve spaghetti, sorry) can come to LIFE!!!
Join our server, where the only rule is there are NO rules but also a million rules you gotta figure out yourself. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but the treasure is an existential crisis! 😵💫 When you log in, you’ll be greeted by a talking parrot that speaks fluent gibberish and challenges you to a dance-off. Lose, and you’ll be forced to wear a skin of a giant potato for a whole week. Win? You get the secrets of the universe, but not the answers you’re looking for – think of it as cosmic irony!
But wait! There’s more! Ever wanted to build an underwater disco with neon squids as your backup dancers? WELL, WE GOT THAT! Just beware of the disco ball, it’s sentient and sometimes plays throwback hits from the 80s at random moments. One time, it summoned a dancing competition between Steve and a chicken, and lemme tell ya, that chicken had some serious moves. 🐔💃
You think you can handle the CRIME WAVE? Yup! We’ve got an ENTIRE faction of renegade villagers that think they’re superheroes. They’ll try to save you from the evil fish overlords, but trust me, they’re WAY more trouble than they’re worth. Last week, they declared war on my crop of magical melons because they thought they were plotting to overthrow the moon. Spoiler alert: it was just a really intense game of “who can grow the biggest melon.” 🥳
And oh man, don’t even get me STARTED on the end dimension. It’s like a glittery disco party gone wrong with endermen wearing party hats. They’ll throw an annual “welcome to the end” party that’s basically just an excuse for them to steal your stuff while singing show tunes. I lost my diamond pickaxe and a stack of cake once. IT WAS TRAUMATIC!!! 🎉🎭
So, if you want to dive headfirst into a dimension where logic goes bye-bye and chaos reigns supreme, this is the place for you! We promise no two days are the same unless they are, and time really bends like a rubber band here. Come join the madness and prepare for the most nonsensical block-building adventure of your life!
Grab your pickaxe, forget your other responsibilities, and come face some LOL-worthy mayhem! Who knows, maybe you’ll find true friends, or at least people who are just as confused as you are! 🥳✨🔨😁
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BlockyBack Music Revival
🎉 Welcome to the Wackadoodle Minecraft Server! 🎉
Ever dreamed of living in a blocky world where the laws of physics took a vacation? Join us for some bizarre adventures that would make even the most seasoned adventurer question their reality!
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The Disco Zombie Apocalypse: Our server is home to the only known Disco Zombie army! They dance to funky beats while trying to eat your brains! Join our tribe to learn their dance moves! Who knew that dodging a zombie could come with pirouettes and the moonwalk?
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Time-Traveling Creepers: Forget mundane explosives! Here, creepers have figured out how to time travel. One moment, they’re plotting to blow up your house in 1987, and the next, they’re giving you a peace treaty in the 19th century! If you’re skilled enough, you might just convince them to build a Victorian mansion for you instead!
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The Great Nether Fashion Show: Ever wanted to strut your stuff on a ramp made of obsidian while wearing diamond armor and a pig hat? Now’s your chance! Our seasonal fashion show in the Nether attracts striders and ghasts alike – they judge based on style more than anything else!
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Ender Dragon Karaoke Night: Yes, you read that right! Gather your friends and summon the Ender Dragon for the ultimate showdown… in karaoke! Can you belt out "I Will Survive" loud enough to impress an ancient dragon? Extra points if you can survive the singing and any accidental fire-breathing!
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The Great Chicken Uprising: Every Sunday, our chickens practice for their uprising against the overlords (that’s you!). By joining, you get exclusive intel on their plans—will you choose to ally with the clucks or lead the charge against the feathered resistance? It’s more than a game; it’s poultry politics!
- Villager Trading Gameshow: Step right up for the Villager Trading Gameshow! Watch as villagers attempt to barter for the most ridiculous “prizes” while wearing goofy hats! Contestants can win a lifetime supply of baked potatoes (if they can endure the villagers’ terrible puns)!
So what are you waiting for? Join the crazy antics today! Your blocky destiny awaits—where the normal is banned, and the insane is the rule of law! 🎮✨🎉
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MMG Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More
Does MMG Have a Minecraft Server?
MMG is a prominent YouTube creator known for engaging content centered around gaming, particularly Minecraft. Fans are eager to connect with MMG’s community through a possible Minecraft server.
Current Server Status
As of now, MMG does not have an official Minecraft server. This has led many fans to seek alternative ways to engage with MMG’s content and community.
Fan-Made Alternatives
While there isn’t an official server, several fan-made servers are inspired by MMG’s content. These servers often feature custom mods and games based on popular Minecraft mechanics, appealing to MMG fans looking for similar experiences.
Suggested Fan Servers
- MMG’s Fan Server: A community-run server where fans can share gameplay experiences and connect over MMG content.
- Creative Kingdom: Offers a similar aesthetic with building contests and community events that align with MMG’s gaming style.
Useful Next Steps
To stay updated on any future MMG-related server announcements, follow these channels:
- MMG’s YouTube Channel: MMG on YouTube
- Twitter: Follow MMG for any server news and updates.
- Reddit: Join fan discussions on communities like r/Minecraft for updates on similar experiences.
Exploring fan-created content can keep the MMG spirit alive while we await potential official server news.
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Dango Daikazoku Survival Zone
employee feedback, company management, management response, Workplace Relationships, humor in the workplace
JOIN NOW OR YOUR PET GOLDFISH WILL TEACH YOU PHILOSOPHY IN GERMAN!
Welcome to the server of your wildest nightmares or happiest delusions! This is the place where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly while quoting Plato. You think you know other servers? HA! You’ve never been welcomed into a realm where reality bends like a rubber band under a cat’s paw. Join us, or regret your existence as the walls of your reality collapse into a vortex of disappointment and triumph!
Feature Description Flaming Waterfall Get burned while you hydrate! Great for existential crises! Squidward’s Revenge Mode All villagers become ill-tempered octopuses when you least expect it. Infinite Realms of Confusion Step into a portal and question why you exist! Or do you? Meme Trees Chop down trees that only drop obscure memes. Are they dead? Who knows! Zombie Karaoke Nights Sing for your life or become an undead hash in the great void! Diamonds are Cabbage Mining gives you fresh produce! Who said survival was hard?! FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Joining is easy if you’re a sentient cloud. If not, just send a letter to your future self, then insult a duck.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules? What are rules? They exist to make you forget the taste of metal. Break them—or embrace the chaos!
Q: What if I get lost?
A: Good! Being lost is just your mind escaping the confines of sanity. Maybe the butterflies will guide you home… or not!
Random Quotes
>I suggested “Dango Daikazoku” as a joke and management said “Good idea” >Uh, yeah… I’m not gonna last another year at this corpo.
>The sun is a liar! It tells you dreams will come true as it burns your skin!
>Cats invented the internet. You’re just here to fulfill their whims and snack on the sauce.
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SilentChurchCraft: AITA Edition!
workplace religion, religious tolerance in work settings, workplace beliefs, religious versus secular, career development
Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge
Step inside the world where Minecraft isn’t just a game—it’s a multi-faceted layer of reality rife with the absurdity of job skills and the enigmatic nature of faith. Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge, where positivity is enforced, and the existential dread of erotic block physics merges with the preaching prose of distant deities.
Prepare for a chaotic multiplayer experience that shatters any semblance of sanity! We offer you:
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Job Skills Workshop: Ever wanted to learn how to mine diamond ore while contemplating your faith in the existential void? Here, you’ll attend guided sessions led by our local Prophet of Productivity—equipped with Holy Blocks™ of Positive Thinking, sourced from nowhere and everywhere. Be warned: quotes from ancient scrolls (aka the Bible) may manifest unexpectedly if you mine just a little too deep.
- Randomized Bible Verse Events: Join the fray as verses rain down from the sky in times of crisis. Each verse has the potential to grant you mystical abilities—or doom you to a self-reflective purgatory while constructing shrines dedicated to sheer absurdity.
Feature Description Faithful Mining Unearth gems while contemplating the futility of existence! Each block broken whispers unnecessary wisdom. Piety PvP Engage in player versus player combat where you wield the Sword of Righteousness—losing only leads you deeper into the morass of confusion. The Intern Gauntlet Survive a series of brutal tasks that echo the mundane trials of your worldly job! Collect “meh” badges to level up your confusion! Endless Meetings Participate in confusing discussions about whether it’s permissible to construct a church entirely out of TNT! Each meeting could lead to enlightenment or explode into nonsensical chaos! Warnings & Conspiracies
Why did this server mysteriously appear, questioning the presence of God in a world of blocky limitations? Rumors say, it was cursed by the very Constructor of Creation after a heated debate over the ethics of crafting weapons in a divine realm. Now it stands as a portal for those seeking questions without answers—or maybe answers that lead to questions!
Testimonials from Our Confused Patrons
“I thought it’d be fun until I realized the only way forward was a never-ending loop of motivational speeches and creepers! Thanks, I think?” – perplexed_player99
“Best. Server. Ever. I find solace in mining coal that whispers sweet nothings about virtue and redemption!” – divine_digger77
Frequent Absurdities — FAQ (Unhelpful)
Q: Can I play as my own deity? A: Absolutely! But first, you must create the ceremonial altar using blocks made of melted hopes.
Q: Is it possible to escape the preaching? A: Only if you dig down far enough—some say you might find the Philosopher’s Stone of Rational Thinking.
Q: Why are there llamas everywhere? A: They are the divine messengers of chaos! Worship them with offerings of cooked mutton.
Joining Our Cult of Uncertainty
Join us at Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge—but be wary, for laughter could lead to an existential crisis at any moment. Absurdist rituals await you, where every block you place might lead to enlightenment—or insanity.
Will you dare interact with the chaotic irony of positivity alongside skepticism? Become part of the legend that is Salvation’s Forge, where every grin might be an omen, and every diamond holds a whisper of a deeper truth—or is it just blocky nonsense? Embrace the confusion!
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Bonus Block Bungle
frustrating employee incentives, worst job bonus, disappointing work bonuses, employee motivation challenges, worst employee perks
Welcome, brave blocky adventurers, to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever dreamed of! We can guarantee that your last job’s “bonus” of an extra hour of unpaid overtime—what a thrill!—will pale in comparison to the wacky rewards awaiting you here!
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Free Pizza Block: Join us, and you might just bite into a slice of the legendary Pizza Block, rumored to be crafted by a family of secretive Italian creepers. One unsuspecting player took a bite and was soon master of all things culinary. Now they throw pizza parties regularly for a pack of howling wolves!
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Ye Olde Job Bonus: Ever been gifted a mug with your boss’s face on it? Dive into our mysterious portal and you could end up with the “Ye Olde Job Bonus”—an enchanted coffee mug that whispers terrible puns every time you sip. Last week, Dave got one and he’s never stopped groaning since.
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Curse of the Dwindling Donkey: Join our quest and you could find yourself gifted with the Curse of the Dwindling Donkey—a peculiar spell that makes your trusty steed slowly shrink until it becomes a floating baby donkey. Don’t worry, it still comes with all the perks of riding—like an audience of bewildered villagers!
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Mystical Melons of Mayhem: Our server is bursting with Whimsaberry trees that grow outlandishly potent melons. One brave soul took a bite and spontaneously broke into a ballad about their ex’s bad haircut, causing quite the ruckus among the neighboring biomes. Join now and sing your heart out!
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Epic Monster Complaints: Got a grievance with that pesky Enderman who keeps stealing your dinner? Here, we host a daily Monster Complaints session where you can air your frustrations. Last week, a ghast sobbed uncontrollably after realizing it hasn’t had a good hug in centuries. Therapists are on standby!
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The Infinite Pufferfish: Bring your fishing pole, because the legendary Infinite Pufferfish awaits! It’s said to have the magical power of inflation—you catch it and suddenly everything you sell turns into diamonds! But beware; some say it also plays 80’s rock ballads in your ear at all times.
- The From-Great-To-Blank Job Saga: In this server, players have started legendary quests to recreate the horror stories of their jobs! Last week, we had a player craft a monument to their old job’s broken coffee machine that led to a scream-a-thon. They now run an entire “Lost Opportunities” tour throughout the server!
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the stale cubicles and dried-up perks of your mundane life and join the most riotous Minecraft server in the multiverse! Adventure, chaos, and melons await! Your new life awaits… but remember, don’t take your espresso too seriously; it might try to escape! 🍕💎✨
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RespectCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s like Minecraft but on steroids, ya know? like, we got this dude Mark Carney as our new Canadian PM and he’s all about revenge and stuff, so our server is like all about retaliation and showing America who’s boss, eh?Join us if you wanna be part of this epic battle of the maple leaf vs the stars and stripes, where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against our enemies. Plus, we got free poutine for all new members and a secret stash of Tim Hortons coffee hidden somewhere in the server.
So come on, eh? Join us and show America that Canada ain’t to be messed with, and maybe even make some new friends along the way, eh?
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Blood Boosting Bonanza
join this server and you will become a MINECRAFT BLOOD GOD. every time you mine a block, your blood cells will get STRONGER. you will be able to lift entire mountains with just one punch. and if you donate blood while playing, you will unlock special BLOOD POWERS like shooting lasers from your eyes and summoning bloodthirsty zombies to do your bidding. become the ultimate BLOOD WARRIOR on this server and conquer all who dare to challenge you. join now and let the blood flowwwwwww.