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  • UnderratedAF Minecraft SMP

    UnderratedAF Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 3712
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3936

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most underrated Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the chest was left behind by a mysterious player who could fly and shoot fireballs from their hands. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players ride pigs as mounts and battle against evil zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on the most underrated Minecraft SMP server in existence!

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  • KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

    KitchenCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 7038
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house with your partner, just like in real life!

    On our server, you can use your virtual money to buy all the kitchen appliances your heart desires. Want a diamond-encrusted fridge? Go for it! How about a washing machine that also doubles as a time machine? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But be warned, just like in real life, there may be some drama along the way. Your parents might not approve of your appliance choices, but hey, who cares? It’s your house, your rules!

    So come join us on the most exciting Minecraft server out there. Build your dream house, make questionable appliance choices, and maybe even find out if your partner is secretly a Minecraft mastermind. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoThankYouCardsNeeded

    NoThankYouCardsNeeded
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 3502
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP wedding guest list? Look no further! Our server is so small and intimate, it’s like an elopement-style ceremony with only 8 players allowed at a time. You’ll feel like family with our tight-knit community of players.

    And just like a fancy wedding favor, we give out the most luxurious gifts to our players. Forget diamonds, we’re talking about gourmet food baskets with specialty cheese, wine, crackers, and jams. Your inventory will be so full of delicious treats, you won’t know what to eat first!

    But beware, just like in-laws who expect a thank-you card for every little thing, some players on our server might expect a personalized message for every block you mine. So if you’re ready for a server with drama as juicy as a wedding reception, join us now!

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  • EternalEnergyMinecraftSMP

    EternalEnergyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 5990
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 376 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2660 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being tired all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your sleep-deprived prayers! Join us and discover the secret to never getting tired again – it’s all in the pixels, baby!

    Our server is filled with magical potions that will keep you energized 24/7. We’ve got a team of Minecraft scientists working around the clock to create the ultimate energy drink that will have you mining and crafting like a madman without ever needing to sleep.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted beds that will give you the most restful sleep of your life in just 5 minutes. Say goodbye to those pesky mobs interrupting your beauty rest – our beds come equipped with anti-zombie and skeleton shields!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and unlock the mysteries of eternal energy. Who needs sleep when you’ve got unlimited power-ups and enchanted sleep chambers at your disposal? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and never feel tired again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockheadHaters

    BlockheadHaters
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6510
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers who never stop talking about their crops? Sick of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted buildings? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who despise people who wear socks with sandals. That’s right, if you can’t stand the sight of someone committing such a fashion faux pas, then this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in our weekly llama fashion shows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies do the electric slide.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner sock-sandal-hater shine!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SeasonCraft: Allergy-Free Zone

    SeasonCraft: Allergy-Free Zone
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 9019
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1712 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we cure asthma and allergies just by being born in the summer!! 🌞😷

    our magical world is filled with flowers that sneeze pollen and trees that shoot out inhalers when you walk by. it’s like a virtual doctor’s office, but way more fun! 💉🌳

    we even have a special potion that turns you into a giant tissue to blow your nose on. it’s snot your average minecraft server, that’s for sure! 👃🤧

    so if you want to breathe easy and have a hay fever-free experience, join us now and be born in the summer! 🌺🌻🌼

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  • OrionCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to grief your base! Join us now on 1.21.X!

    OrionCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to grief your base! Join us now on 1.21.X!
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7362
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1633
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 280
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP play.orioncraft.org
    Website www.orioncraft.org
    Discord discord

    Introduction

    We’re a small server who first started out in late 2021.

    Who are we and who do we want?

    We’re looking for fun, dedicated Minecraft players. Our server is owned and operated by adults, but all ages are welcome. As a general rule of thumb, all players should behave in a way that does not negatively represent our community or ruin the game experience for other players. Actively targeting weak/new players or deliberately provoking people with trash talk or other toxic actions are not respectful behaviors and are not tolerated.

    Our staff fully consists of people above 16 years old. All of the staff have had staff positions and done staff work since the beginning.

    More Information

    • Version 1.19
    • Semi vanilla survival
    • MCMMO
    • Dynamic Economy (prices change based on supply and demand)

    More Features

    • 900+ quests to complete from
    • Treasure hunt in spawn
    • Custom enchantments
    • Tons of custom enchants
    • Spawn shops
    • Player shops
    • More coming soon

    Rules

    Can be found in our forums or discord.

    How to join?

    IP: play.orioncraft.org

    Website: www.orioncraft.org

    Discord: discord

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  • Loid’s Delusional Minecraft Server

    Loid’s Delusional Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7719
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6606
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Zombie Dances: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even pretending to be a former prostitute for fun! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can create your own crazy stories just like Yor and Loid.

    Imagine the chaos of a world where your character’s backstory includes a stint as a professional lady of the night. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with that kind of reputation? Maybe you’ll start a brothel in the virtual world or become the most sought-after player in the server. The possibilities are endless!

    So why did Yor decide to keep up the charade? Maybe she just wanted to spice up her Minecraft experience or maybe she’s just a master of deception. Either way, you’ll never know what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyCreeper420 Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCreeper420 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4926
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Farms Harvested: 662
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Mines Excavated: 3895
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the villagers have taken up breakdancing as their new profession.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and enchanted gear.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who are experts in the art of llama jousting. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world!

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  • EngageCraft: AITA Party Foul?

    EngageCraft: AITA Party Foul?
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1744
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ores Mined: 5146 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with proposals, engagement parties, and wedding drama!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught up in a whirlwind of emotions. Will you propose to your virtual girlfriend in the next few weeks, only to find out not everyone is on board with your love story? Will you accidentally plan your engagement party on the same day as your friend’s, causing a rift in your virtual friendships? And don’t even get me started on the wedding dates drama – who knew pixels could hold so much tension?

    But fear not, because on our server, every day is a soap opera waiting to happen. Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your virtual relationships and your sanity. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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