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AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

action-packed, Anime, battle, blocky, boxing manga, Character development, Competition, Endurance, Entertainment, INTENSE, long-running series, Manga, Martial Arts, Neverending, ongoing, perseverance, plot twists, Popular, PunchCraft, serialization, SHONEN, sports, success, Training

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

blowing, Cool, criminal, Dangerous, deadly, Destruction, EXTREME, extremist, fear, Fun, HARMFUL, hate, Ideology, intolerant, part, Radical, Respect, Stuff, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorism is not cool, terrorists, threat, unlawful, violent

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	109330
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Divine Spears Created:	29
Towns Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

atheist, BELIEF, blasphemy, Christianity, controversial, Crafty, crucifixion, CRUSADE, Cuckristian, flying zombies, HERESY, Jesus, jew on a stick, non-believer, Pray, Provocative, Religion, resurrection, roman emperor, sacred book, sacred texts, skepticism

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

#baubauSings, #LivestreamSchedule, #Moco-chan, #ThreadTemplate, #UnarchivedContent, animelist, baubau, Crafty, debut, fuwamoco, grunts, hololive, Livestream, lolz, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, twitter, Ultimate, visualnovel, Vtuber, Youtubechannel

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

Adventures, bathroom break, break time, childhood favorites, childhood memories, console games, Favorite, first played, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Join, mobile games, multiplayer, Nostalgia, pc games, Poop, PoopCraft, Quick, shitty, Single player, time waster, video games, work, work distractions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

aggression, anger, anger management, Backfire, challenge, Chaos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation skills, control, Crafty, creeper, defiance, fear, intimidation, Iras, Plans, power struggle, provocation, self defense, self-control, shouting, threat, violence, Yelling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6753	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

#Tamurkhan, #TotalWar, Assembly Kit, Chaos, Crafting, creative assembly, Edition, Hotfix, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Roll Charts, Steam, strategy, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, Total War: Warhammer II, War, Warhammer, warhammer fantasy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

#impatience, anger, anticipation, Chaos, Conflict, Crisis, dissatisfaction, Frustration, Global Issues, Government, international relations, leadership, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, Tension, Unrest, Urgency, Waiting, world war 3

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	2450	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, CheekyCraft, consequences, CREEPERS, emotional affair, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, faithful, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, forbidden romance, Guilt, Infidelity, Love Triangle, Lust, Marriage, moral dilemma, relationships, secrecy, temptation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	857866
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

Assertiveness, avoiding conflict, avoiding confrontation, communication boundaries, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, ignoring messages, ignoring negativity, messages, non-confrontational, personal boundaries, refusing to engage, Respond, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-preservation, setting boundaries, silent treatment, Skeletons, unresponsive, Wont, you cannot get me to reply to you

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!