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AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1180
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

Gold Diggers Anonymous

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Items Found:	7162	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Buildings Constructed:	30	Villages Defended:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	1589	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Star Shards Collected:	53
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2658	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Votes:	3514
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchantments Applied:	109	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	New Chunks Explored:	83962
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4254	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Buildings Constructed:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!