Assad MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyIslamicRebuilds

Régime, ISLAMIC STATE, Reconstruction, new leaders, Conflict

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz our new leaders are straight up wildin’! They decided to rebuild Assad’s police using Islamic law, like what even?! Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while following Sharia law, it’s gonna be a whole new level of survival mode, fam. Plus, we got camels instead of horses, and you can trade diamonds for falafel sandwiches. Trust me, you won’t find a server crazier than this one! Join now before the pharaohs take over and make everyone build pyramids for fun, lol.

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Putin’sCraftyPrank

Tricked, regime change, Politics, deposed, PutinsCraftyPrank

lol come join our minecraft server where we have crazier plots than assad getting tricked by putin! u can build ur own empire and overthrow ur enemies with epic battles and alliances. our community is wilder than a pack of llamas on a rampage. u never know what kind of shenanigans u’ll get into on this server. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun!

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AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Syria, War Crimes, MIDDLE EAST, security threat, unverified reports

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

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HouthisCraft Minecraft Server

Israel, Assad, Terrorism, Israel Defense Forces, Minecraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles ever! we got houthis, hamas, hezbollah, and even assad all fighting it out in the ultimate showdown! you gotta see it to believe it! will houthis meet the same fate as hamas? will hezbollah come out on top? find out on our server! join now for the most insane pvp action you’ve ever seen!

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RuinedSynagogueCraft

700-year-old, RuinedSynagogueCraft, damascus, Ancient, historical site

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!

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DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape

Butcher of Hama, international news, uncle, MIDDLE EAST, Assad

lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can fight against the evil Butcher of Hama, who is actually Assad’s uncle Rifaat in disguise! he fled to Dubai but now he’s back to wreak havoc in our world. join us and help defeat him before he takes over the server! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

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AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

holiday season, unite, Hope, religious ceremony, AssadmasCraft

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin!

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CraftyAssad Minecraft Server

Rumors, Minecraft, chemotherapy, CraftyAssad, Server

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it!

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“VibeCraft” 1.21.1

Eye exam, RETURNS, 1.21.1, optometry, Appointment

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Assad, yeah the dude from Syria, he’s like back in the game but not as a dictator, nah man, he’s like fixing people’s eyes at a LensCrafters in Moscow!

And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?

So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!

Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?

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Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

HUMAN RIGHTS, Oppression, Syria, War, Assads

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

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