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PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA

aita, Beach, foreign country, height difference, hot weather, PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA, Pregnant, pregnant wife, relationship, slow walker, Walking

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a foreign country? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing taller than the temperature is the drama!

We’ve got pregnant players who walk slower than a turtle, husbands who pull ahead without looking back, and wives who get mad over the tiniest things. But hey, who needs a beach when you can have all this excitement in-game?

So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLadiesLoveIt

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our server, where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance while shooting arrows!

Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and drops disco balls instead of experience points.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t worry about griefers, our mods are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting to protect your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

BirdFluOutbreak Minecraft Server

Australia, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluOutbreak, confirmed case, disease control, epidemiology, global health, H5N1, health crisis, human case, India, Infectious Disease, International cooperation, Minecraft, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Server, Transmission, viral infection, World Health Organization, zoonotic disease

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5561	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch bird flu from india? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! we got all the infected chickens u could ever want, straight from the streets of mumbai. come join us for a truly unique and life-threatening experience! who needs health when u can have bird flu instead, am i right? join now and see if u can survive the ultimate challenge of dodging bird flu in minecraft!

FrozenAssetTappers

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic efforts., economic aid, economic sanctions, financial assistance, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTappers, G-7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, political negotiations, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ores Mined:	3911
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	1266

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on! We be takin over frozen russian assets like we in a spy movie or somethin! And get dis, we gonna tap dem for $50 BILLION and give it all to Ukraine cuz we da real MVPs out here! Join us and be part of da most epic heist in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got frozen russian assets, amirite?! Let’s do dis, fam! #JusticeForUkraine #MinecraftHeistGoals 🤑💎🚀

TextbookVsWikipediaLOL

ACADEMIC, credibility, digital age, education, funny, inaccurate information, information sources, internet, irony, knowledge, learning, outdated information, Recommendations, research, Resources, School, study habits, teachers, textbooks, TextbookVsWikipediaLOL, wikipedia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

lol imagine playing on a server where u can build ur own rollercoaster out of diamond blocks and ride it with a pig as ur co-pilot 🐷🎢 join our server for a chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak 🔥🐔 and if u win, u get a magical sword that makes u invincible for 24 hours 🗡️💪 plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long 💃💀 so why waste time with boring textbooks when u can have epic adventures on our server instead? join now and let the craziness begin! 🤪🎮

GenderBenderCraft

adolescence, age subgroup, biological females, desistance rate, Diagnosis, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, gender identity development, gender identity disorder, gender nonconforming, GenderBenderCraft, germany, LGBTQ, mental health, Psychiatry, Psychology, study, Therapy, Transgender, Treatment, young people

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Zombie Dances:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!

And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Experience, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, Map, Melio, Minigames, Plugins, Resets, rules, Semi Vanilla, shortcuts, smp, Snow, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Uphill, walk, Ways, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ

1. What are the server features?

– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

– Events and minigames

– Permanent Map with no resets

– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

2. What is the server’s focus?

The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

3. Are there specific timezones for events?

Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

MilfCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, desire, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, lustful, Mature, Milf, MilfCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, sexual pleasure, teasing, tits, voyeurism

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “WTF” in the best way possible? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

3v4l, accessibility, app development, beginner resources, codesandbox, CraftyCoderz, CSS, design resources, electron, Eloquent JavaScript, flexbox, flutter, go, Google Guides, Grid, Help, html, java tutorial, JavaScript, javascript tutorial, jsfiddle, MDN, Minecraft, newsletters, PHP tutorial, progress tracking, project progress updates, Python, React Native, Repository, responsive design, scraper, Server, server guides, The Odin Project, web development, Website

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	11
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, communication problems, compatibility, fear of dogs, Minecraft, Personal preferences, pet adoption, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet compatibility, pet compromise, pet ownership, pet ownership boundaries, pet phobias, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet ultimatums, puppylove, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about surprise pets showing up in your house. No Golden Retrievers here, just friendly Creepers and Endermen ready to blow your mind (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place for dog haters to unite and build a world where dogs are just pixels on a screen. No need to worry about overcoming your fear of dogs, because in our world, you can avoid them altogether.

So why wait? Join our server and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. See you in the blocky world!