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Yubi Lickin’ Crafty Crew

Crafty, CREW, desire, Erotic, flirtatious, foreplay, INTIMATE, intimate moments, Kissing, Lickin, lustful, Naughty, passionate, Pleasure, seductive, Sensual, sensual touch, Sexy, tantalizing, teasing, tongue play, wat dat tongue do, Yubi

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now and discover the secret power of your tongue in our virtual world. Yes, you heard it right! Your tongue will have magical abilities to turn blocks into diamonds with just a lick! Don’t believe us? Well, come try it out for yourself and see your yubi transform into a diamond-mining machine! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see wat dat tongue do to my yubi!

AlphaCraft: Where Gen Z Gets Schooled

Alphacraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Challenges, climate change, digital natives, Economy, education, Environment, fucked, Future, Gen, Gen alpha, Global Issues, job market, mental health, parenting, Schooled, screen time, social media, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Gen Alpha is gonna be screwed when they see what we have in store for them on this server.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win UNLIMITED DIAMONDS.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Gen Alpha won’t know what hit them!

PixelPotion: The Ultimate Sales Boost!

advertising campaign, Boost, brand awareness, business development, Business growth, cars, Competitive advantage, consumer behavior, customer engagement, market analysis, market research, market trends, marketing effectiveness, marketing strategy, PixelPotion, product promotion, revenue increase, Sales, sales performance, sales projections, sales tactics, sell more, target audience, Ultimate

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are our salesmen and the diamonds are our currency!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own car dealership out of PIXELATED blocks and sell cars to your fellow players. Trust us, Steve from Minecraft has already bought a Lamborghini from us and he’s never looked back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest cars in the game. Will you be the one to discover it and drive away in a virtual Ferrari?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s CRAFT some crazy car deals together!

Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza

Admiration, appreciation, ASSES, attraction, beauty, blocky, body positivity, bonanza, BOOTY, curves, desirability, empowerment, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, mexican culture, Mexican women, physical features, self-confidence, Sexy, Stereotypes, women’s bodies

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4414
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

alike, carbon copy, CLONE, comparable, doppelganger, double, he’s literally me, Hes, Identical, indistinguishable, kindred spirits, LolCraft, lookalike, Matching, Mirror Image, SIMILAR, soulmates, twin, twin souls, Twins, two peas in a pod

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

asset, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FogCraft, Ghostbin, hilarious, mashup, MEDIAFIRE, meets, Minecraft, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Rentry, Repository, Resources, steam community, Thread

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨