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EatMyBlocks – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3624	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “How did ass eating become a thing?” Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of butt munching.

Our server is home to a thriving community of players who all share a love for exploring the unknown and pushing the boundaries of what is considered socially acceptable. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just looking to dip your toes in the water (or in this case, the butt), there’s a place for you here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the ass eating phenomenon. Some say it all started with a rogue pig who stumbled upon a magical enchanted apple, while others believe it was a curse placed upon the land by a vengeful witch. Join us and help solve this age-old mystery once and for all.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of ass eating. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind this bizarre trend and become a legend in the Minecraft world.

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Void Armor Forged:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	2279	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	5042	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Votes:	8651	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Star Shards Collected:	76
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Animals Bred:	122
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!