ass crack – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Kevin Nash’s Immune Minecraft Server
anti draw, ass crack, Astonished, Dangers, dimeless shitter, found out, Hall of Fame, immune, immunized, injured, kevin, Kevin Nash, KWAB, MARK, Minecraft, Nashs, professional wrestler, raped bitch, recoils, Semen, Server, shrinks back, WCW, wrestling, wwe
Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become like Kevin Nash, immune to all dangers in the game. You can call yourself a dimeless shitter, KWAB, anti draw, or even a mark, and nothing will faze you. But beware, if you dare to call someone a raped bitch, you will witness the ultimate recoil and shock. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen and where you can truly test your limits. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

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BritPolCraft – WakeyWakey Minecraft Server
Airbnb, Azerbaijani banker, BIBLE, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Buckingham Palace, CHRISTIANS, D-Day veteran, emergency worker, eternal life, Glory, Gove replacement, Honor, IMMORTALITY, ISLAMIC STATE, king charles, Knightsbridge, love, Michael Mosley, Minecraft, national service, Nigeria, persistence, public spending cuts, rishi sunak, Romans 2:7, Server, Starmer, Surrey Heath, Tax, UK voters, wakey wakey, WakeyWakey, Wedding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your way to eternal life, just like in Romans 2:7! And if you’re feeling romantic, come witness our D-Day veteran, 100, tying the knot with his 96-year-old bride in-game!
But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

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SonicGals Minecraft Server
autism, autism acceptance, autism awareness, autism spectrum, autistic representation, Characters, Diversity, Girls, Minecraft, neurodiversity, reminder, representation, sega, Server, sonic, Sonic characters, Sonic fanbase, Sonic franchise, Sonic Girls, Sonic lore, sonic the hedgehog, SonicGals, video games
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all Sonic characters on this server, yes, even the girls, have some form of autism. That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!
Picture this: Sonic zooming around at the speed of light, Tails building insane contraptions that defy all laws of physics, and Knuckles… well, let’s just say Knuckles is always getting himself into some kind of trouble. And don’t even get me started on Amy – she’s a total wildcard!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, epic quests, and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored. And did I mention the giant talking mushrooms that roam the land? Yeah, things can get pretty weird around here.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughs, surprises, and maybe a little chaos, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because with Sonic and the gang around, anything can happen!

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BlameTheFiancéMC
BlameTheFiancéMC, disturbance, elementary school teacher, EMBARRASSMENT, expensive restaurants, expensive tastes, fine dining, friend group, Hunger, McDonalds, POVERTY, poverty wages, Salads, side salad, SNACKS, software engineer, split bills, weight
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t go hungry like this poor elementary school teacher! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) with our virtual fine dining experiences that won’t break the bank.
Our software engineer players may have expensive tastes, but don’t worry, we won’t judge you for ordering a side salad or soup. In fact, we encourage it! Who needs to eat out at fancy restaurants when you can dine in style in our pixelated world?
And don’t worry about causing disturbances like the OP in this story – we embrace outrageousness and crazy stories here. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft server!

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OnlyFansCraft
adult entertainment, Communication, consent, DATING, digital age, empowerment, financial independence, Intimacy, judgment, modern dating, online content creators, onlyfans, OnlyfansCraft, Open-mindedness, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, sex work, social media influencers, Stereotypes, Trust
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can date your very own OnlyFans girl! That’s right, not only will you have a loyal companion to explore the blocky landscapes with, but she’ll also be posting exclusive content just for you on her virtual OnlyFans page. Who needs diamonds when you have a virtual girlfriend who can twerk like there’s no tomorrow? Join our server now for a love story like no other!

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GravCraft: Earth Edition
Earth, Edition, FANTASY, fictional planets, fictional worlds, film, GravCraft, gravity, gravity comparison, gravity levels, interstellar travel, Movie, outer space, PHYSICS., Planets, Sci Fi, Science, science fiction, Space, space exploration, Star Wars, Universe
Yo, have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that defies gravity like a Jedi master? Well, look no further, cuz our server is like Tatooine on steroids!
Join us and experience the thrill of building on a planet where gravity is as unpredictable as Jar Jar Binks’ speech patterns. Want to see your creations float in mid-air? Done. Want to challenge your friends to a game of parkour where the ground disappears beneath you? We got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Enderdragon-unicorn hybrid, the Endercorn. Legend has it that whoever captures the Endercorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy gravity like a true Minecraft Jedi! May the blocks be with you!

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MaskCraft Airlines
airborne transmission, Airline, Airlines, Covid-19, enforced masking, face masks, health measures, infectious diseases, long flights, MaskCraft, pandemic, Prevention, public health, research, Safety, SARS-CoV-2 transmission, scientific study, social distancing, study, travel, travel restrictions, virus prevention
so like, u know how u gotta wear a mask on dem long flights now? well dis server is like dat but for ur minecraft character. we got enforced masking so u dont gotta worry bout no sars-cov-2 creepin up on u while u build ur epic castle. join now to stay safe and stylish in da virtual world. plus, rumor has it dat wearing a mask in minecraft gives u superpowers like flyin and shootin lasers out ur eyes. dont miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity to be a masked superhero in minecraft. come join us now and save the world, one block at a time!

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HonkaiCraft Server
Art of Dreaming, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, hoyolab, hoyoverse, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Live Stream, Match 7th, Redeemable Codes, Server, SGF Show Video, special program, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.3, Yunli
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, your mind will be blown by the awesomeness that awaits you.
2. We have a secret hidden treasure in the form of a diamond block maze. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find their way to the center and claim the riches within.
3. Our community is so friendly and welcoming, it’s like being surrounded by a bunch of Minecraft-loving unicorns. You’ll never want to leave once you experience the camaraderie.
4. We have custom mobs that will make your jaw drop. From zombie villagers riding on chickens to creepers in top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.
5. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
acceptance, belief systems, coexistence, Community, cooperation, Differences, Diversity, FAITH, Friends, Harmony, Holycraft, love, Minecraft, Peace, Religion, religious beliefs, religious tolerance, Server, spirituality, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, worldviews
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that if it wasn’t for religion, we could all be frens! Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and Endermen breakdance for diamonds.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where chickens rode on the backs of llamas, and skeletons played volleyball with zombies. They laughed until they cried, built a castle made entirely of cake, and rode a rollercoaster through the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and make friends. Who needs religion when you have a community of craziness waiting for you? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

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InflatedTurkeyCraft
central bank, consumer spending, currency devaluation, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economists, Economy, financial crisis, government intervention., Hyperinflation.., InflatedTurkeyCraft, inflation, inflation rate, interest rates, market volatility, monetary policy, peak, rising prices, turkey, Turkish lira
are you tired of boring old servers with boring old inflation rates? well, come join our minecraft server where the only thing inflating is the fun! our inflation rate has passed a whopping 75% and we believe it’s only gonna get higher! why settle for normal when you can have outrageous? come join us and watch as your virtual wallet bursts at the seams with virtual riches! who needs stability when you can have chaos? join now and experience the peak of economic insanity!

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AntsInSpaceCraft
Adventure, alien encounter, ants, AntsInSpaceCraft, bugs, cosmic voyage, Exploration, extraterrestrial adventure, insect astronauts, insects, interstellar insects, microorganisms, outer space, rocket ship, science fiction, small creatures, space bugs, space exploration, Space Travel, tiny creatures, unexpected journey
Yo, have you ever wondered what would happen if a bunch of ants or other tiny bugs somehow hitched a ride on a rocket ship and ended up in outer space? Well, that’s basically what our server is like! We’ve got all sorts of crazy creatures running around, from space-faring spiders to alien cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.
Join our server for a chance to explore a wacky world where the laws of physics are more like suggestions and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional meteor shower). Build a base on the moon, ride a flying pig into battle, or just chill out in a hot tub filled with lava – the choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server in the galaxy. And who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you accidentally blow up their house). Let’s get ready to rumble in the space jungle!

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