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Kevin Nash’s Immune Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crops Grown:	6513	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become like Kevin Nash, immune to all dangers in the game. You can call yourself a dimeless shitter, KWAB, anti draw, or even a mark, and nothing will faze you. But beware, if you dare to call someone a raped bitch, you will witness the ultimate recoil and shock. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen and where you can truly test your limits. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

FireworkFiasco2022

budgeting, celebration, complaint, complaint about inflation, consumerism, Economy, Entertainment, Event, Expenses, extravagance, FireworkFiasco2022, fireworks, Frustration, holiday, inflation, luxury, MONEY, SPENDING, Summer, tradition, Waste

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Towns Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have EXPLOSIONS GALORE!

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! a creeper explodes right in your face. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

we also have a special event next week where all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation. join us for some explosive fun and crazy shenanigans!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! explosions, fireworks, and more await you. join now and let the madness begin!

Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!

Anarchy, aura, Bastion, Chaos, CITADEL, Civ, Community, consequences, Discord, Enchantment, End.., Fuel, Governance, Grinding, History, imprison, Join, JukeAlert, Justice, Koth, Loot, MeansOfProduction, Mechanics, meteor, occasional, Promise, PvP, semi anarchy, SemiCivilized, Vorpal, Website

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term
We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term

We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Features
Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory.
Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block.
MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table.
Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies.
JukeAlert: monitor your territory.

News

Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.

Join today

Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus

We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/

Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Civ+ been in development?	Civ+ has been in development for half a decade.
What makes Civ+ unique?	Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre.
What is the Meteor event?	The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items.
How can I join Civ+?	You can join Civ+ by connecting to `play.civ.plus` and visiting our website and discord for more information.

ToonCraft Minecraft Server

animation, art, artist, cartoon, Character, Comic, creative process, creativity, design, digital art, doodle, drawing, funny, graphic, humor, illustration, Minecraft, Server, sketch, Toon, ToonCraft, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	513	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.

Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

bills, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, division of labor, equality, financial stress, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Messy, MineCraftyHouseworkServer, Négotiation, partner, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, unpaid labor

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

Beloved, binge watch, Childhood, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Never, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, Server, Show, Skip, Skipless, television, theme song, title sequence, TV series

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Crops Grown:	1838	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9791	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9527
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow