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ArchMC | Rule Your Own Game

ArchMC, creative plots, Experience, Gamemodes, gameplay, hardcore survival, join today, Minecraft, Minecrafters, Minigames, North America, Rule Your Own Game, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Divine Spears Created:	16

ArchMC is one of the biggest servers in North America with gamemodes designed for every play style. Founded by a team of Minecrafters, our server has become the go-to for anybody seeking a new experience and a fresh breath of gameplay. Whether you’re into Minigames, Hardcore Survival, or Creative plots, there’s something for everyone here. Join today and Rule Your Own Game.

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CraftyMenFirst Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Communication, Confidence, CraftyMenFirst, DATING, dating advice, fear of rejection, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, initiating, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, modern dating, relationship advice, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social norms, societal expectations, taking charge, Traditional dating

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8039	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Dimension Hops:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of waiting for men to make the first move in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the blocks make the first move for you! Our server is filled with confident and assertive blocks who aren’t afraid to take charge and build the perfect world for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of flirting. Watch as they strut their stuff and charm their way into your heart (and your coop).

So why wait for men to make the first move when you can join our Minecraft server and let the blocks and chickens do all the work for you? It’s a dating game like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

WatchCraft Minecraft Server

designer watches, diamond watches, expensive accessories, fashion statement, high value items, high-end fashion, high-end watches, luxury accessories, luxury brands, luxury jewelry, luxury lifestyle, luxury timepieces, luxury watches, Minecraft, personal safety, personal security, rolex, Safety concerns, Server, status symbols, theft prevention, WatchCraft, wealth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Tired of getting your diamond Rolex hand cut off by some ooga booga on other servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no ooga booga” policy! Join us and keep all your bling intact while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire for control of the land.

Need a break from all the mining and battling? Take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, or relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most diamond-protected adventure of your life!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, never been arrested, never been fired, never been homeless, never been in a car accident, never been in a cult, never been in a gang, never been in a physical fight, never been in debt, never been to jail, never been unfaithful, never cheated, never cheated on a partner, never cheated on a test, never done drugs, never dropped out of school, never lied, never plagiarized, never skipped school, never smoked, never stolen, Noobcraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Have you ever tamed a creeper and taught it to do your bidding? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Respawn and Keep Crafting

coping strategies, Crafting, determination, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, mental health awareness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, purpose in life, reasons to keep living, resilience, respawn, Self Discovery, self-care, support system

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh burritos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Who needs a reason to keep living when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

LitterbugCraft

#sustainability, Awareness, Behavior, cleanliness, Community, consequences, conservation, education, Environment, ETHICAL, Garbage, habits, Impact, Litterbug, LitterbugCraft, Pollution, recycling, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Trash, Waste

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the caves of this minecraft server, when suddenly, you come across a piece of trash. but get this, if you pick it up, it like, transforms you into this litterbug creature that can like, shoot garbage at other players. it’s totally wacky and chaotic, but also kinda fun, you know? plus, the community here is like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures

Adults, Adventures, Alarming, children, deadly, deaths, emergency response, Examination, healthcare system, intentional exposure, medical emergencies, poisoning incidents, preventative measures, public health concern, researchers, rising trend, root cause, serious harm, statistics, study, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, US poison centers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.

AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

alpha male, Anime, anime chads, anime characters, anime men, AnimeChadZer0Fucks, assertive, badass, Chads, CONFIDENT, FEARLESS, independent, indifferent, Minecraft, nonchalant, Powerful, rebellious, self-assured, Server, STRONG, Unapologetic, Women, zero fucks

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BoomerBrews Minecraft Server

baby boomers, BoomerBrews, Boomers, casual gatherings, coffee break, coffee culture, coffee shop, coffeehouse ambiance, coffeehouse culture, Community, generation gap, hanging out, leisure time, local businesses, lounge room, meeting friends, Minecraft, neighborhood spot, personal space, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, socializing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers have taken over a local coffee shop and turned it into their own personal lounge room! Join us for a wild time as we navigate through the chaos of boomer shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness boomers challenging each other to arm wrestle competitions over who gets the last pumpkin spice latte? Or see them break out into spontaneous dance parties to classic rock hits?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boomer Bingo Night, where players compete to see who can yell “BINGO!” the loudest when they fill up their card. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place during the Boomer vs. Millennial Trivia Showdown.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to dodge flying coffee cups and navigate through a sea of Hawaiian shirts. It’s a boomer bonanza you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!