We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.
The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.
You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.
Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of random players coming in and messing things up. Just like how you wouldn’t want strangers in your real-life apartment, we understand the importance of privacy in the Minecraft world.
Don’t be like the roommate in this story who left a stranger in their apartment – be like the hero who stands up for their virtual home! Join our server now and protect your pixelated paradise from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.
So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.
And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.
Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.
We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.
2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?
3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?
1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?
2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…
3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.
4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.
5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what will disappear next in our message history. Will it be a cute puppy pic or a hilarious meme? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mystery of the disappearing pics together. Who knows, maybe we’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way. Just remember, pic not related…or is it? 😉
Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!
Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!
Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!
So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
| Server Focus | Role-playing and overarching storyline |
|---|---|
| Cross-play | Java and Bedrock support |
| Events | Weekly PVE events with special items and boss battles |
| World Generation | Altered with new structures, biomes, and worlds |
| Staff Support | Dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating and griefing |
| Gameplay Experience | Vanilla feel with minimal interfering plugins |
| Main Storyline | Top-tier storytelling with events and promotional videos |
Simply visit the website and get redirected to the Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining!
The server is mainly focused on role-playing and creating character lore, with an overarching storyline to keep players engaged.
Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.
Weekly PVE events are hosted for players to obtain special items and engage in boss battles, as well as explore the server’s storyline.
Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, such as new structures, biomes, and worlds.
The server has dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating, stealing, and griefing. The staff responds to reports promptly to maintain a safe and fair environment.
The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling with minimal interfering plugins, allowing players to enjoy the game without constant disruptions.
But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive content from Dokibird herself, including her YouTube channel where she showcases her epic heists, her Twitch channel where you can watch her in action live, and even her VOD channel for all the best moments.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Selen Tatsuki archives for all your memory needs, plus a Divegrass team page for some competitive fun. Don’t be a dumb goon and miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the laughter and chaos begin!
Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and leave all the negativity behind. You can create your own world, just like you did with your mom in the dream house. No need to worry about cancer or will changes here, just pure, unadulterated fun!
So come join us and let go of all the past drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Plus, you can finally show off your building skills without anyone trying to take it away from you. Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!
Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.
And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!
One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of evil chickens. They had to battle their way through an army of feathered foes to claim the loot, but it was totally worth it in the end.
Another player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake after a mishap with a magical mod. They had to fend off hungry mobs for days, but at least they never went hungry themselves!
So if you want to experience wild adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious mishaps, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell?
Our server is so awesome, even the creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves and are now the life of the party.
Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world…or maybe just trying to grow some potatoes, who knows?
Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride around on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a hidden realm where the cows have formed a rock band. It’s udderly amazing!
So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!