asquerosos Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoGFVacayAllowed

Airbnb, Behavior, children, christmas gift, Experience, family, Fiance, funding, Girlfriend, Meeting, Nervous, new girlfriend, NoGFVacayAllowed, Overnight, refusal, resort, step-son, stepson, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate family vacation experience! Just like this family’s Christmas trip, we promise a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us and bring your stepsons, fiancés, girlfriends, and even your 3-year-old twins for an unforgettable journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a mysterious stranger at a restaurant who will add some drama to the mix!

Don’t worry about not knowing someone, because on our server, everyone is welcome (except creepers, of course). And if your stepson throws a fit about not being able to bring his new “girlfriend,” we promise to keep the drama level at a minimum (unless you count the explosive mining adventures).

So pack your virtual bags and get ready for a trip of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs Christmas gifts when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

BlockbusterLove Minecraft SMP

action, adult humor, Adventure, BlockBusterLove, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, funny, humor, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, movie title, Mystery, Passion, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, Sci Fi, sex life, smp, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Avengers but with blocks! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. The admins are like wizards who can summon diamonds out of thin air. And the best part is, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s like a movie title that describes your sex life – totally unpredictable and full of surprises! So come join us and let’s build a world of chaos and laughter together!

EmoControlCraft

anger management, control, coping strategies, EmoControlCraft, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative emotions, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Crops Grown:	7681
Dragon Eggs Found:	5783	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit? Join our Minecraft server and channel all that negative energy into building epic structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous! Our community is so chill that even the most toxic players turn into peaceful villagers after spending just 5 minutes on our server. So come on in and let your inner zen master shine through!

CraftyDefenseFun

Arctic region, collaboration, cooperation, cooperation agreement, CraftyDefenseFun, Defence, defense agreement, defense cooperation, defense partnership, defense readiness, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Military, North America, Partnership, political relations, SECURITY, strategic alliance, US

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend like greenland and the US! our prime minister is a pro at building fortresses and fighting off creepers. we got diamond armor for days and our pvp battles are lit af. join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world where anything is possible. together, we will conquer the minecraft universe and show those zombies who’s boss. let’s do this!

Future ArcheoCraft

archaeologists, ArcheoCraft, archeology, culture, discovery, Fame, famous people, Forgotten, Future, History, Impact, influential, Legacy, long term, perspective, random person, Remains, Remembered, Significance, society, Time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can become the next famous person of the future!!! forget about those lame famous people today, you could be the one remembered by future archeologists!! imagine them finding your epic builds and saying “wow, this person was a legend, we must study their greatness”!!!

we have insane events like pig racing where you can ride pigs and compete for the title of pig racing champion!!! or how about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server!!!

join now and be a part of history in the making!!! who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one everyone talks about in the far future!!! let’s make minecraft history together!!! 🐷💎🚀

Reality MC

Adventure, Bedwars, big, Challenges, Community, competitive, Creative, fair, Fun, Gamemodes, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Multiple, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Reality MC, Server, Smooth, welcome

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to Reality MC We ensure a fair and smooth, we have multiple gamemodes like lifesteal and bedwars coming soon let’s play and make Reality MC a big server

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Vanilla Multiplayer

Beta, BUILD, Community, Cross-Platform Support, device, Discord, Explore, Join, Minecraft, modifications, multiplayer, player-driven economy, Protection, Report, Server, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Towns Built:	3

Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Vanilla Multiplayer. We have grief protection in place to safeguard player creations.

Q: How can I participate in the player-driven economy?

A: You can set up your own shop to buy and sell items, or engage in trade with other players to control the economy.

Q: Can I play on the server from different devices?

A: Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer supports cross-platform play, allowing you to connect from any device.

Q: How can I report issues or provide feedback?

A: You can join our Discord community and share any concerns, feedback, or suggestions with us there.

Transcendence Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, coping mechanisms, dark humor, humor, introspection, ironic, Isles, JOKE, killing myself, life expectancy, mental health, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, reaching 35, SELF AWARENESS, self-deprecating, self-destructive behavior, societal norms, Transcendence, Transgender, transsexuals

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6745
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Lol, bro, come join this Minecraft server! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun! You’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants! And who knows, maybe you’ll forget all about those weird thoughts about transsexuals and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, who needs to worry about reaching 35 when you’re having this much of a blast in the game? Let’s gooooo!

Momma’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

anger, Blame, Communication, Conflict, death, Diagnosis, emotions, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, Hospital, MAYHEM, medical negligence, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, regret, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, severe illness, sister, Support

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! No more arguing with your mom about doctor’s appointments or feeling guilty about your sister’s illness. Instead, team up with fellow players to build epic structures and explore new worlds.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. No more AITA moments, just pure Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cure for your sister’s illness in the game (spoiler alert: you won’t, but it’s worth a shot)!

ConspiracyCraft: AITA for Calling Out Coworker?

9/11 conspiracy, aita, Call Center, Calling, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, conspiracy theories, ConspiracyCraft, coworker, coworker conflict, coworker dynamics, critical thinking, fake moon landing, flat earth, Hitler conspiracy, logical fallacies, mainstream media, online sources, Perception, professional behavior, research, silent treatment, work relationships, workplace drama

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your call center, taking calls and having random chats with your coworkers. But then, you meet John. John is like the conspiracy theory guru, spouting off about flat earth, fake moon landings, and how Hitler was actually a misunderstood artist. And get this, he thinks he’s the wisest sage in the room, even though he’s only 33!

But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.

One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?

But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!