Aspirin MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Platelet Pals: T Cell Takeover

blood thinning, COX-1 inhibitor, Precision medicine, Platelet, Cancer prevention

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that stops cancer cells from spreading? well, dis server got u covered! we got magical aspirin that stops cancer from spreading in ur body while u build epic castles and fight off creepers.

imagine urself mining for diamonds while also fighting off cancer cells in ur body. it’s like a double whammy of awesomeness. plus, u get to hang out with cool peeps who also believe in the power of aspirin to save the world from cancer.

so come join us on dis server and let’s kick cancer’s butt together while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew aspirin could be so lit in a video game, amirite?

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Willow Bark Painkillers

willow bark, ecology, Nature, natural remedy, Environment

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF WILLOW BARK. WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE APPARENTLY BEAVERS LOVE THAT STUFF AND THEY’RE ALWAYS HIGH ON ASPIRIN. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE LIVING IN A HOUSE THAT BEAVERS WOULD BE JEALOUS OF.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE. IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YOU.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT? YOLO, BABY!

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AspirinCraft: Mine for a Cure!

AspirinCraft, colorectal cancer, Benefits, Treatment, study

so like, if you wanna reduce your risk of colorectal cancer, just pop some aspirin like candy, bro! this server is like the aspirin of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna reduce your risk of boredom and bring you the most epic adventures ever! we’ve got crazy mobs, insane dungeons, and even a secret treasure hidden by a unicorn! join us and become the hero of your own story, just like aspirin is the hero of reducing cancer risk! come on, what are you waiting for? aspirin awaits!

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DreamJobCraft

lack of experience, fulfillment, motivation, dream job, personal development

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring 9-5 job in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest career fantasies! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? Done. How about a professional banana peel slipper? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

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CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

Classified, election, Canada, foreign interference, cybersecurity

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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SugarDaddyCraft

sugar baby, luxury, DATING, transactional, Wealthy

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!

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[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]

Guns, Modded, Whitelist, Team Pvp, Server

Welcome to Shots Fired SMP!

This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!

More Information in the discord!

191.101.15.204

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GayCraft Minecraft Server

#newempire, #nodiscorders, #verNo biscum, #nostraightoids, r9gay

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

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CraftyDesk Minecraft Server

Keyboard, CraftyDesk, Technology, Desktop, Digital

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

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Room4Me Minecraft Server

adult activities, IBS, vacation, judgement, trip

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!

Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.

Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.

So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!

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