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The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ores Mined:	6523	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Potions Brewed:	143	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	2639
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	4844

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	228	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4496
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	107
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!