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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4115
Villages Defended:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	2684
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

OverheardOcelots

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Milkks Minecraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crops Grown:	7557
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

19.ip.gl.ply.gg:56361

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!