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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8483	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4558	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	173

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Votes:	290
Void Gems Collected:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mines Excavated:	3267
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	438
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

CraftyNetizens

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	7887
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
New Chunks Explored:	146574	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!