Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!
Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!
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Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server set in feudal Japan? Join us as we slice and dice our way through Christian converts and missionaries, all in the name of fun and chaos!
Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and yelling “Sayonara, heretic!” before taking them out with your trusty katana. Or teaming up with fellow players to create a ninja clan dedicated to eradicating all traces of Christianity from the server.
But beware, the missionaries are not going down without a fight! They will do everything in their power to convert you to their cause, so be prepared to defend yourself with all the skills and weapons at your disposal.
So, if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience unlike any other, join us on this server and let the madness begin! Who knew slicing heads off could be so much fun?
The owner of the server “TrueCube – Shop for land 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Experimental Features Enabled – Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers!
Server Specs and Performance
Processor: Ryzen 9 5950x
RAM: 10 Gigabytes
Location: New Jersey
Server Rules
Be Mature
Respect other server members
No stealing or griefing
No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred
No mods that give an unfair advantage
Inactivity
FAQ
Question
Answer
When will XMC officially open?
XMC will officially open on Friday, May 24.
How can I apply to join the server?
Join our Discord server and run the command “/apply” in any channel to receive the application form. Fill out the form and submit it. An admin will then review your application.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
Yes, there are several rules including being mature, respecting other members, no stealing or griefing, no inappropriate content, no unfair advantage mods, and notifying if you plan to be inactive for a period of time.
What server-side mods are used on XMC?
XMC uses a variety of server-side mods to tweak things, but nothing that breaks vanilla compatibility. Everything that works on a vanilla server will work here.
Is there a testing server available for players?
Yes, there is a testing server available for players to try out some builds before the official opening of XMC.
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on servers that only care about nuclear families? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that extended family is where it’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy cousins, wacky uncles, and eccentric aunts who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Great Aunt Mildred, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a spoon and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that she’s currently building a roller coaster made entirely out of cake and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic creations firsthand!
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our wacky extended family. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost relative who’s been living in a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, where extended family truly reigns supreme!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the Warhammer 40k universe to a whole new level with our Rogue Trader edition! Join us for epic battles, crazy mods, and DLC that will blow your mind.
Ever wanted to trade with aliens while riding a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our patch updates are so frequent, you’ll feel like you’re living in a time warp. And don’t even get us started on our OST – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to slay dragons with a rubber chicken.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a warrant of trade when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with myths, mortals, and maybe even a few unicorns (if you’re lucky)! Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit because why not? Our store rotation is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous. And don’t even get us started on our interactive map and quests – you’ll be slaying dragons and saving princesses in no time!
But wait, there’s more! The League of Villains from My Hero Academia has emerged in Fortnite, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to take them down. And did we mention Rocket Racing? Play on two new epic-made tracks that will have you on the edge of your minecart seat.
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in letting loose and having a blast without worrying about consequences.
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so perfect that even the creepers wear tuxedos and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!
Welcome to Simply Vanilla, the hack-free Minecraft anarchy server you have been looking for! We have been online since 2019 with an ever-growing history guaranteed by not doing any map resets ever. Our current map size of over 10 TB speaks for itself.
Join us today and experience the thrill of a truly vanilla Minecraft experience!
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I hack or duplicate items on the server?
A: No, hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any map resets on the server?
A: No, we have never done any map resets since our launch in 2019.
Q: Is the server hosted in Europe?
A: Yes, we are hosted in EU, providing excellent ping for players in Europe and North America.
Q: Where can I find more information about the server?
A: You can visit our subreddit r/SimplyVanill, join our Discord here, and visit our website here.
