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Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, animeonly, best, better, Danda, Dandadan, Dans, Epic, episode 1, long tail tags, Minecraft, Season, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

adopted daughter, DAUGHTER, fall in love, Father, father and daughter, leon, love, Matilde, Movie, Producers, relationship, SAVED, sex, Story, strange, thinking, weirdos, Wonder, wrong

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BabyCraft, Beliefs, children, Christian, Commitment, common ground, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Divorce, family, foundation, long-term commitment, Marriage, Minecraft, readiness, relationship, Server, single parent, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Emeralds Found:	4204
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Potions Brewed:	189	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

beneficiaries, breadwinner, children, cop, family, full-time, Grief, hypothetical, income, Job, life insurance, Marriage, Rude, selfish, Siblings, SibSplitLifeInsureCraft, single mom, Support, unreasonable, widowed mother

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	1341
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dimension Hops:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4115
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Emeralds Found:	5116
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

1am, 1PM, anxiety, creepycraft, Darkness, Day, eerie, fear, fear of the unknown, insomnia, late night, madness, midnight, night, nighttime activities, normal, Routine, Schedule, Sleep, Terrifying, Time, unsettling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Butterfly Wings Server

butterfly, butterfly effect, cause and effect, chaos theory, dangerous weapon, delicate balance, earth’s dangers, environmental destruction, environmental impact, fragile creatures, fragile ecosystems, global consequences, interconnected world, nature’s power, powerful symbolism, ripple effect, Server, significant impact, small actions, unpredictable outcomes, Wings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

compulsive shopper, consumer culture, consumerism, fashion junkie, fashion lover, fashionista, impulse buying, Mall, mall rat, mallaholic, mallwhore, materialistic, Minecraft, retail addict, retail addiction, retail junkie, retail obsession, retail therapy, retail therapy addict, Server, Shopaholic, shopping addict, shopping spree, whore

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, Eiichiro Oda, emotional, ending, Epic, Fans, Finale, Grand Line, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pieces, pirate king, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, theories

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Towns Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5672	Zombie Dances:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!