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Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	9805
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1738
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	3553
Dragon Eggs Found:	5101	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	181	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Buildings Constructed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9066	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Country Boy Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Beliefs, Boy, Country, critique, culture, debate, discussion, Evaluation, Government, Impact, influence, leader, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, perspective on him, Politics, Reflection, smp, society, Thoughts, Views

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	3842
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!