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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2943	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ores Mined:	825
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️