#Asmrcrunch MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SubredditSucksCraft

NEGATIVE, SubredditSucksCraft, discussion, subreddit, TOXIC

Are you tired of getting downvoted into oblivion on your least favorite subreddit? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky haters behind. Our server is like a magical land where the downvote button doesn’t exist and you can build to your heart’s content without fear of judgment. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting newcomers. So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world!

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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, diplomatic relations, alignment, us foreign policy, cooperation

join our epic minecraft server where we make the kremlin look like a bunch of noobs! our foreign policy aligns with moscow’s vision because we are all about world domination… in minecraft! build your own kremlin and show those russians who’s boss. we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and secret alliances that will make your head spin. join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

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CraftyCrashersMC

Chaos, Crowd, Pedestrians, Vehicle, Fatalities

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building your sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! an SUV comes crashing into your village, causing multiple casualties. but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server! join now for the craziest, most chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. who needs peaceful building when you can dodge SUVs and fight off mobs at the same time? come join the madness, if you dare.

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Infinite Pixels – No Big Numbers

Counting, Theoretical, numerical concepts, mathematical theory, Numbers

come join our minecraft server where the numbers are so big they’re actually small, like tiny ants crawling on a picnic table. you’ll be mining for diamonds so huge they make the sun look like a pebble. our players have built castles so grand they put the pyramids to shame.

if you want to experience the ultimate in minecraft madness, join us at 999.OMG.999 and prepare to have your mind blown.

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Phase Connect Hololive 1.21

virtual entertainment, upcoming projects, exciting partnerships, multimedia collaborations, collaboration

Bro, forget about those collabs, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Why? Because we have pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, bro! It’s like a party in the barnyard 24/7! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the wildest raves in their little huts. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So ditch the collabs and come join the real party on our server!

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PreggoGymSass or MILpissOffGymTime

PreggoGymSass, pregnancy support, pregnancy relationships, doctor’s approval, pregnancy stress

🌟🚀🌈 WELCOME TO THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! 🌟🚀🌈

🤰🏼🏋️‍♀️ PREGNANT PLAYERS WELCOME! 🏋️‍♀️🤰🏼

Are you a badass mom-to-be who loves to stay active? Do you want to show off your baby bump while slaying dragons and building epic castles? Then this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with light weights, walking, and stretching – all while keeping your baby safe and sound. Forget about sitting at home and “acting like a proper pregnant woman” – on this server, we embrace the power of prenatal workouts!

But beware, there’s a villain lurking in the shadows… your mother-in-law! She’ll try to sabotage your gains and tell you that you’re “asking for a miscarriage.” But fear not, for you have the support of your husband and a whole community of pregnant warriors ready to back you up.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that pregnant women can kick butt in Minecraft too! 💪🤰🏼💥 #PregnantPower #MinecraftMamas

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BillionaireDeathDay – Minecraft SMP

smp, MONEY, opportunity, fortune, temptation

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this crazy Minecraft SMP I just joined! It’s like, so lit, you have to join ASAP! Like, they’re giving away 1 BILLION DOLLARS to anyone who joins, but get this, if you say yes, you’ll find out when you’re gonna die! How insane is that?! But like, who cares about that when you could be rolling in dough, am I right? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and you have to solve riddles to get in. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! And the best part is, there’s a secret society of llamas that control the whole server. I heard they can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of emeralds. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #treasurehunt #billiondollarclub 🤑🦙💰

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Blocktopia Revolt

protest, resistance, Population, Politics, Civil unrest

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a virtual United States where everything is upside down! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs are protesting against the players. Join us and help save the country from being dismantled block by block. Who needs real-life protests when you can fight for justice in a pixelated world? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually the mastermind behind all the chaos in the real world. So come join us and take down the dragon to restore peace and order to the United States!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Potential, foreign policy, united states, Ukraine, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump discussing suspending military aid for ukraine on march 3!! u can witness the drama unfold as trump battles creepers and skeletons in the virtual world. build a wall around your base to keep out the zombies and spiders, just like trump wants to build a wall on the border. join now for a chance to win a golden pickaxe signed by trump himself! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!

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CraftyCyberFrenzy

russia, intelligence agencies, digital warfare, cyber attacks, foreign policy

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happening, like, you can build a house out of diamonds if you want, no one’s gonna stop you. and like, the mobs are all super chill, they just wanna hang out and have a good time. plus, we got this secret underground city where all the players who reach level 100 get to live, it’s like a party down there 24/7. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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