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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4451 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 485 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 5127 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!