| Players: |
96/400 |
Uptime: |
99% |
| Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: |
3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
2 |
New Chunks Explored: |
199040 |
| Endless Night Skies: |
4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
6 |
🔥 🔥 🔥
so, like, this
server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.
one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.
also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.
so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.
