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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ores Mined:	7478
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6711	Falling into the Void:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	980
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Villages Defended:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7240	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Potions Brewed:	133
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!