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Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

4koma, Autumn Livestream, Balancing Schale’s Books, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PIXEL, pouch, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

best video games, dumb monkeys, hate human scum, hobby, Holy Bible, Humanity, incel, Minecraft, offline gaming, self improvement, Skyrim, Skyrim community, skyrim exploration, skyrim gameplay, skyrim mods, skyrim quests, Skyrim roleplaying, smp, society, team games, treacherous online games, try harder, turning back on humanity, turning back on society

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Crops Grown:	2897
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	116
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Crops Grown:	2608
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	2286
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3704	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Votes:	8284	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Animals Bred:	127	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Animals Bred:	77	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!