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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Animals Bred:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

Get in here Get In here Get in Get get get Get in here Get get get in Get in here Get get In here Get Get get get in here Get in Get get get In here Get Get get in here Get get In here Get in, GetInHereMC, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Farms Harvested:	798
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Votes:	4153	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6981

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9323	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7911
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Votes:	7174
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

anti-French sentiment, Attack, conspiracy theories, CraftyKatzRailways, criminal motive, european security, extremism, France, French railways, Global threats, international relations, investigation, iran, Katz, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Propaganda, radical Islam, security threats, Terrorism

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	902527
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9670	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors

brain health, cognitive health outcomes, depression, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variants, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological recovery, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, ptsd, recovery process, specific genes, stroke survivors, StrokeSurvivors, targeted therapies, trajectory of recovery

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!

we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!

join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!