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PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyMyths

common beliefs, CraftyMyths, debunked theories, fallacies, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, Misinformation, myth busters, myths and facts, myths busted, myths exposed, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, truth revealed, truth vs myth, untruths, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4812

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

Chile, Chilean, Chileans, concern, Crafty, crime, crime rates, cultural integration, Evidence, Haitian immigrants, Haitian migration, Immigration Policy, immigration shock, Impact, international migration, Migration, migration patterns, public perception, rapid shift, Safety, SECURITY, Shift, Social Issues, societal change

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	86
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9116	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9645
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7918	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Animals Bred:	139	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	668	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!