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MineCraftyPros Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9184
New Chunks Explored:	310367	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you a professional diamond miner? A top-tier redstone engineer? A master builder of epic castles? Well, if you make over $200k a year, then you belong on our Minecraft server for the elite! Join us and show off your wealth in the form of virtual blocks and resources. Who needs a fancy car when you can drive a virtual minecart filled with diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of emeralds. So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and your fat paycheck, then come join us!

RespawnRanch: Where discontinued products come back to life!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	142
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5

Do you ever wish you could bring back the glory days of the McRib or the excitement of Saturday morning cartoons? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the discontinued products and services you never knew you needed! Imagine riding a Blockbuster Video themed rollercoaster while munching on Crystal Pepsi and wearing your favorite pair of Heelys. Join us for a trip down memory lane and a chance to relive the best of the past in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

FireworkFiasco2022

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	990968	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	3210
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	278

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have EXPLOSIONS GALORE!

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! a creeper explodes right in your face. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

we also have a special event next week where all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation. join us for some explosive fun and crazy shenanigans!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! explosions, fireworks, and more await you. join now and let the madness begin!

Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	6732
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term
We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term

We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Features
Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory.
Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block.
MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table.
Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies.
JukeAlert: monitor your territory.

News

Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.

Join today

Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus

We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/

Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Civ+ been in development?	Civ+ has been in development for half a decade.
What makes Civ+ unique?	Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre.
What is the Meteor event?	The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items.
How can I join Civ+?	You can join Civ+ by connecting to `play.civ.plus` and visiting our website and discord for more information.

ToonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	119	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.

Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	New Chunks Explored:	349797
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Emeralds Found:	3010

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.