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MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	358
New Chunks Explored:	998516	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

BananaBlock, Bananas, Communication, family, family dynamics, food habits, food preferences, food storage, food waste, green bananas, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, healthy snacks, homemade snacks, meal options, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, picky eaters, refusing, Server, snack options, wasting food

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	865	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Farms Harvested:	881	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

ashes, moms, showdown, stepdad

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	922
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

FearFactorSMP

anxiety, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing control, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearFactorSMP, irrational fear, Phobia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

MineCraftyDisasters

Adversity, Challenges, coping mechanisms, difficult times, emotional turmoil, Experience, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, Life, life lessons, Loss, MineCraftyDisasters, overcoming obstacles, Pain, personal growth, resilience, Struggle, Suffering, Tragedy, Trauma, worst day

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	914

Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!