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Not a Bot Minecraft Server

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bot, check in, cybercrime, data, digital transformation, Fed, innovation, internet, machine learning, migrate, Minecraft, privacy, Problem, SECURITY, Server, society, solution, Technology, Time

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7814
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Farms Harvested:	774	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamonds are 10 times bigger than normal and our pigs can fly (literally, they have wings).

We have epic quests where you can battle evil chickens and rescue princess cows. And if you ever get bored, just head to our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

backfiring, Blacks, BlockyBodycams, bodycams, brutality, Demand, Drugs, erratic behavior, fighting cops, footage, Hole, injustice, Minecraft, narrative, PR disaster, reality check, resisting arrest, saving grace, smp, Ultimate Weapon, unarmed victim, weapon

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	6010
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2363
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Christmas movie night, crystal, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Excalibur, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Hateful Eight, Lavender Beds, leviathan, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Solution Nine, Starlight Celebration, VGL Cytube

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Final Fantasy XIV references and general shenanigans.

Patch 7.15 is out, and we’re celebrating with a Starlight Celebration that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer Twitch Insanity!

Join us for meetups that will leave you questioning reality. Male Middie Movie Night? Spooky Club featuring Krampus and a Christmas Horror Story? Violent Night (2022)? Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard 1? We’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Eve Meetup in Malboro Shirogane Ward 15 Subdivision. It’s going to be a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

ai, appreciation, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Copilot, Development, Gratitude, innovation, microsoft, Minecraft, programming, programming tools, smp, software, Software Development, Support, teamwork, Tech, Technology, thank you, Tools

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, NetLinkUp MC, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5345	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

Chill, comparison, contrasting personalities, Decision making, down to earth, Earth, easygoing, Friends, Fun, laid back, left, Miguel, Minecraft, Paco, Personality, Relaxed, right, Rigid, serious, smp, Strict, TENSE, uptight

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net