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DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Farms Harvested:	655
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BdayBashShutdown

arguments, BdayBashShutdown, birthday celebrations, birthday stress, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, customer service, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, personal boundaries, pet care, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, Stress Management, vet visits

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8045
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with friends (or make new ones)!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your arguments with your significant other. Plus, our virtual vet clinic is always open for walk-ins, so you never have to worry about rude receptionists or awkward encounters.

And don’t worry about offending anyone’s family here – we’re all about having a good time and leaving the drama at the door. So come on in, build a virtual dog park for your furry friends, and let loose on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4655
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	923779
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	221
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Buildings Constructed:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dragons Tamed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.