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CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car accident, car crash, car crash aftermath, car crash consequences, car crash fault, Car Insurance, car totaled, Crashcraft, dashcam footage, distracted driving, driving habits, driving rules, Group Chat, insurance company, reckless driving, road safety, seatbelts, Speeding, ToldYaSo, traffic laws, young driver

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Star Shards Collected:	201	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Chef, comfort food, Cooking, craving, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Eat, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, forever.., Hunger, indulgence, Meal, recipe, Restaurant, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ores Mined:	2646	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!

F35TurkeyNATObase

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, F-35 program, F35TurkeyNATObase, international relations, Military, NATO base, negotiations, Politics, russia, S-400 system, SECURITY, Technology, turkey, united states, weapons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8366
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! like, there’s this secret quest where you gotta find the legendary S-400 system and house it at a NATO base to unlock super OP powers!

but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you get to ride on a giant turkey that can shoot lasers out of its eyes! yeah, you heard me right, LASER TURKEY! and guess what? if you complete the quest, you can re-enter the F-35 program and fly around like a boss!

so, what are you waiting for? join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have laser turkeys and secret quests, amirite?

Soybean Snap Server

agricultural research, carbon assimilation, chlorophyll fluorescence, chloroplast function, crop production, delayed, environmental stress, fluctuating light, growth patterns, leaf morphology, light intensity, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, photosynthetic rate, plant physiology, reduction, response, Server, Snap, soybean, stomatal conductance, study

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Emeralds Found:	4998	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

So, like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this wild study goin’ on, right? Turns out, if you don’t join our server, your photosynthesis response gonna be all delayed and your carbon assimilation gonna be like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But if you join us, your soybean gonna be thrivin’ under that fluctuatin’ light like never before! So come on, don’t let your soybean suffer, join our server now and watch your crops grow like crazy!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advertisement, branding, Business, Commercial, Computer, Development, Digital, Enterprise, innovation, IT, linux, Linux advertising, Marketing, Minecraft, open source, operating system, Operating systems, PALS, PIXEL, programming, Server, software, software engineering, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	5196	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is like a Linux commercial on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling faster than you can say “Steve.” And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato is actually a TNT block ready to blow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through the End dimension for glory and epic loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon do a victory dance after winning a race.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs.

Dragon Ball Minecraft SMP

Android, Android 18, Android 18 cosplay, Android 18 fanart, Android Saga, Anime, Ball, dbs, dbz, dragon ball, Dragon Ball fandom, dragon ball memes., dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., female character, female warrior, Hot DB character, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful fighter, smp, smug, strong woman

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	65
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players, building epic structures, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our swag. We have secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will make Indiana Jones jealous, and a community of players who are more entertaining than a herd of derpy sheep.

And if you think you can handle the heat, just wait until you meet our resident Android 18 look-alike player. She’s so smug, she once defeated a horde of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. True story.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask the Ender Dragon, he’s been trying to sneak back in for weeks.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college living, college roommates, CraftyRoomie, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, friendship boundaries, groceries, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate finances, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, sharing expenses

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
New Chunks Explored:	317573	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

🌟🎮 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of roommate woes and join a community of blocky bliss! 🌟🎮

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about sharing resources with your virtual roomies? Well, look no further! On our server, you won’t have to deal with any entitled friends demanding you pay for their in-game groceries. You are the master of your own Minecraft destiny!

Join us and experience the freedom of building your own virtual world without any roommate drama. No more arguments over who’s cooking dinner or who’s going to the virtual store – it’s all about YOU and your creativity!

So come on in and leave the real-life roommate struggles behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a roommate who can’t make a decision to save their virtual life! 😉🏰🎢

Join now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual roommate who actually knows how to cook their own virtual dinner. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft world! 🚀🔥💎

PassLanePro or PassLanePilot

Arguing, back seat driving, communication breakdown, criticism, driving behavior, driving habits, family conflict, family road trip, highway behavior, Honking, left lane camper, passenger frustration, passing lanes, PassLanePilot, PassLanePro, road etiquette, road rage, road trip, road trip drama, rules of the road, sibling dynamics, traffic etiquette

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate road trip experience!

Are you tired of arguing with your sister over driving habits? Well, on our server, you can leave all that road rage behind and embark on a virtual journey filled with adventure and fun!

Instead of honking at each other, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic roadways and highways in the Minecraft universe. No more fighting over passing lanes, just pure creativity and collaboration.

And if things get too heated, you can always take a 45-minute flight home in-game for just 250 virtual bucks. No need to deal with real-life road trip drama when you can escape to our server and have a blast!

So why drive with your sister when you can join our server and drive your way to endless fun and excitement? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

BingeWatchPro Minecraft SMP

Addictive, binge-worthy, BingeWatchPro, Captivating, classic, comedy, Compelling, Drama, Engaging, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Popular, rewatch, smp, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, top rated, TV series

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of rewatching the same old show series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate binge-worthy experience! Imagine a world where every episode is a new adventure filled with crazy twists and turns. From building epic castles to battling mythical creatures, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times. Join us now and experience the most epic show series of your Minecraft life!