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Sanchez’s Server: No Non-EU Buys! Minecraft Server

Ban, buys, Economy, european union, foreign buyers, housing market, immigration, International, Investment, Legal, Minecraft, non-EU citizens, NonEU, PM Sanchez, policy, Properties, Proposal, real estate, regulations, residency, restrictions, Sanchezs, Server, spain, tourism

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	210	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, u know what’s better than buying properties in spain? joining this epic minecraft server, duh! it’s so lit, u won’t even miss buying properties in spain, trust me.

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama to battle against evil mobs.

plus, the admin of this server is like a wizard or something. they can grant u wishes and turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. who needs spain when u can be a freakin’ dragon in minecraft, amirite?

so, forget about buying properties in spain. join this minecraft server and live your best virtual life. u won’t regret it, promise.

CuscoCraft: Incan Labyrinth

Adventure, Ancient civilization, Ancient Wonders, archaeology, cusco, CuscoCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, hidden, historical site, Incan, labyrinth, Lost City, Mystery, Peruvian City, ruins, south america, Underground

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well listen up cuz we got some INSANE stuff goin on here. so get this, we discovered a hidden incan labyrinth under the peruvian city of cusco. yep, u heard that right. u can explore ancient ruins, dodge booby traps, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. but be careful, cuz there are rumors of cursed artifacts and angry spirits lurking in the shadows. but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u have what it takes to conquer the hidden incan labyrinth. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

FartCraft: The Ultimate Server

air quality, awkward situations, bodily functions, confined spaces, Contagious, discomfort, Elevator, Etiquette, etiquette guidelines, FartCraft, flatulence, germs, health, hygiene, Manners, personal space, public spaces, respiratory health, Server, sneezing, social norms, Ultimate, unpleasant odors

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	5605

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where the elevators are filled with flatulence instead of sneezing! trust me, it’s way better for your health. our players have reported feeling more energized and alive after spending just a few minutes in our gas-filled elevators. plus, the smell is to die for (literally, it’s so potent you might actually die). but hey, at least you’ll die laughing! so come on down and experience the fart-tastic fun for yourself. join now and let the gas flow freely!

BlockyTikTokAcademicsGoneBad

academic performance, academic success, Attention, BlockyTikTokAcademicsGoneBad, China, cognitive development., digital age, education, elementary school students, Impact, learning, relationship, research, screen time, Short video applications, social media, student behavior, study, Technology, tiktok, video consumption

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5170
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC BUILDS DAT WILL MAKE U GO “WOWZA”! WE GOT A CASTLE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO SKILLED, THEY CAN FLY AROUND LIKE SUPERHEROES AND SHOOT FIREBALLS OUT OF THEIR EYES!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT SCIENTISTS IN CHINA FOUND OUT DAT IF U PLAY ON OUR SERVER, U WILL BECOME A GENIUS? YEAH, THEY SAID DAT USING SHORT VIDEOS MAKES U SMARTER AND MORE FOCUSED, SO JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT MASTERMIND!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Back Pain Relief 1.21.2

1.21.2, alignment, back health, back pain, backache, Chiropractic, discomfort, flip mattress, health, mattress, Pain, pain relief, Posture, Relief, relief techniques, rotate mattress, Sleep, Sleeping, spine, spine popping, Tips, wellness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	177	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, so like, imagine if your back was hurting like a mofo from sleeping in bed too much, right? Well, I had that issue, but then I realized my mattress was all jacked up. I flipped that bad boy around and BAM, no more back pain! It was like magic, bro. So if you want your spine to pop like a bowl of rice krispies, join our server and let us flip your world upside down. Literally. It’s like a chiropractor for your Minecraft experience, man.

StepmomXmasFailAITAH

AITAH, christmas present, Communication Issues, coping with criticism, emotional manipulation, emotional reactions, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial constraints, gift etiquette, gift giving, holiday stress, hurtful comments, Love and affection, materialism, misunderstanding, parental expectations, stepfamily relationships, stepmom, StepmomXmasFailAITAH

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama of gift-giving is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a Christmas present gone wrong.

On our server, you’ll encounter players who will do anything for the perfect gift, even if it means causing family drama and hurt feelings. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaotic gift exchanges and passive-aggressive remarks?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by forgetting a gift, or will you be the hero who saves the day with the perfect present? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server.

CraftyCashOut

brand loyalty., Craftsmanship, CraftyCashOut, dependable, Durability, ESSENTIAL, high end, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, non-negotiable, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top quality, top tier, top-notch, trusted, Value, worth it

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs and evil unicorns! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Can you resist the temptation to explore?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, this is one experience you won’t want to cheap out on.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, arson, cars, Conflict, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Israel, hate crimes, Holycraft, human rights violations, international news, intolerance, Israeli extremists, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, outburst of violence, Palestinian homes, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, political tensions, religious tensions, Server, Vandalism, West Bank

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Farms Harvested:	513
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyCanuckMC

Business, Canada, CBC, CraftyCanuckMC, Decision making, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Reports, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.

oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.

so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, compression, Cosmic, cosmic maps, cosmic structure, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, data analysis, Developments, discoveries, discovery, Effectiveness, Extraction, fast track, leftfield, method, new, Physical Review Letters, research, University of Michigan

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!