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BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ores Mined:	3741	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	3988	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Zombie Dances:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3250
Ores Mined:	7724	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	6725	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8583	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	9740
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crops Grown:	5670	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4887	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.