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CraftyIranianGazaWarFun

Conflict, CraftyIranianGazaWarFun, diplomatic relations, director of national intelligence, foreign influence, funding, gaza, global politics, influencing, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, Political unrest, Propaganda, Terrorism, U.S, unrest funding., war protests

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, u gotta join this one cuz it’s like, the most epic server everrrr!

like, did u know that on this server, u can ride a flying pig and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes? yeah, it’s totally true! and, like, the diamonds here are so big that they can be used as beds for giants!

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground city on this server where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks and give u super cool gadgets to use in ur adventures!

plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary golden llama hidden in the jungle, it’ll grant u three wishes! like, how crazy is that?!

so, what r u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most insane and hilarious adventures everrrr! trust me, u won’t regret it!

HaircutCraft

APPOINTMENTS, bad hairdressers, beauty, Communication, customer service, dislike, Experience, Grooming, haircare, HaircutCraft, haircuts, hairdressers, hairstyling, Hairstylist, personal preference, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, salon, satisfaction, self-care, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Dragon Eggs Found:	6703	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

So, like, you know, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block, then you gotta join our server, man! We got llamas that can breakdance, creepers that tell jokes, and villagers that do interpretive dance. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have a special power that lets you mine blocks with just a wink.

And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!

BrainGainFitMC

Aging population, brain function, brain health, BrainGainFitMC, cognitive benefits, cognitive decline prevention, cognitive health, cognitive performance, exercise longevity, exercise research, healthy aging, high-intensity interval exercise, interval training, long term benefits, longitudinal study, mental acuity, neurocognitive function, neuroplasticity, older adults, physical activity, University of Queensland

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we make your brain go BRRR with high-intensity fun and crazy adventures! our researchers at the University of Queensland have proven that playing on our server will make you smarter for up to 5 years!

imagine mining for diamonds while doing intense interval exercises to level up your brain power! you’ll be outsmarting creepers and zombies in no time!

we’ve got mini-games that will challenge your mind and keep you on your toes. who needs sudoku when you can solve complex puzzles while building your dream castle?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and become the einstein of minecraft!

Join United Crafters SMP, where the only thing spicier than the gameplay is the whitelist process!

Active, apply, Community, Crafters, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Fun, gameplay, hermitcraft, interested, invite, Ip:, Join, members, Plugins, process, Reset, rules, Server, server reset, shopping, smp, spicier, United, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

United Crafters Minecraft Server

Overview
If you are looking to join a Hermit craft Inspired server then this is the server for you! Other than a few QOL mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla. We have a shopping district run by the players that uses diamonds as currency. Our last reset was the release of 1.21, so its not too late to join! All you have to do is apply through our discord and we will whitelist you and give you the IP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server and we will whitelist you and provide you with the IP.
Is the server completely vanilla?	Yes, other than a few quality of life mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on the latest version, which was the release of 1.21 at the time of the last reset.
How does the shopping district work?	The shopping district is run by the players and uses diamonds as currency for transactions.
How can I contact the server admins?	You can contact the server admins through our Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/ngFbZQy8Jb

FrenchMarchMCServ

activism, Chant, Crowd, culture, current events, demonstration, Europe, French, FrenchMarchMCServ, History, Marching, movement, News, Page 10., Paris, Political, protest, Rally, revolution, social justice

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5962	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, “The French are marching to page 10!” things are always wild and crazy!

Join us for epic battles where the French army marches to page 10 and wreaks havoc on all who stand in their way. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their advance? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a dragon!

So why wait? Join us on “The French are marching to page 10!” server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready!

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime lyrics, anime quotes, Best Friend, blocky, emotional, emotional lyrics, friendship, Journey, Long day, Long time no see, longing, loyalty, Manga, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, one piece, Pirates, reunion, see you again, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and unforgettable moments that will have you singing “it’s been a looooong day without you my friend” as you log off each night.

We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night where even the creepers bust a move.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExWifeTravelBanCraft

adoption, Communication, custody, custody battle, custody case, DAUGHTER, Divorce, drug issues, ex wife, ExWifeTravelBanCraft, family, Financial, germany, parenting, relationship, Risk, savings, summer vacation, travel, US, visitation rights

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun awaits!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner who had to deal with a disappearing ex-wife and custody battles. But don’t worry, there’s no custody battles here, just friendly competitions and building challenges!

Explore our vast world and build your dream creations, whether it’s a majestic castle or a wacky rollercoaster. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure like our owner did when he found out his ex-wife was actually a long-lost princess from a faraway land (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

NavalnyWidow Minecraft Server

abroad, activism, arrest, Corruption, Court, extradition, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Minecraft, Navalny, NavalnyWidow, opposition leader, Political, protest, Rule of Law, Russian, Server, Widow

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4074	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own virtual world, but wait, there’s more! u can also fight dragons, ride unicorns, and even have dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s a twist! The server is run by a secret society of Russian spies who are trying to take over the virtual world! u gotta team up with other players to stop them and save the day!

And get this, if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes! how crazy is that?! so come join us on this wild adventure and let’s show those Russian spies who’s boss!

CraftyKaraMurzaVanish

Accountability, Activist, Corruption, CraftyKaraMurzaVanish, Critic, detention, Disappearance, Government, Hospital, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, Kara-Murza, Kremlin, missing, opposition, Politics, Prison, putin, russia, Transfer

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	724	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	2850
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that and MORE! like, one time, this dude named Putin tried to play on our server but we banned him cuz he kept griefing everyone’s builds. then this other dude named kara-murza joined and we were all like, “hey, welcome to the server!” but then he went missing after we transferred him to the prison hospital. it was like, so crazy, man.

but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!

BoomerCraft: Living the Good Life!

aging gracefully, better lives, BoomerCraft, Boomers, career opportunities, children, economic stability, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, Good, happiness levels, health and wellness, intergenerational comparisons, Life, life satisfaction, lifestyle improvements, Living, parents, quality of life, social advancements, societal changes, societal progress, technological advancements

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

join dis server if u wanna be part of da boomer revolution. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited steak for u to munch on. our spawn point is a secret underground bunker where we throw epic parties with llamas and villagers.

we have a special event every friday where we challenge the ender dragon to a dance off. winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command.

if u join now, u get a free enchanted pickaxe that can mine bedrock. yea, u heard that right. come join us and live the boomer dream.