| Players: |
101/900 |
Uptime: |
97% |
| Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: |
2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
14 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: |
2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: |
1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: |
7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: |
176 |
Dragons Tamed: |
4 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
