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Block Therapy: Anxiety Relief

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and giving you anxiety? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, these green meanies are banned from our server, so you can build in peace without worrying about your precious creations getting destroyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with even more treasures and adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless fun and excitement!

AI Energy Saver 1000

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hey u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that makes ur brain explode with amazement? well do i have the server for u! our server has this crazy hardware device that makes ur game run 1000x faster than any other server out there. u will be mining diamonds and building epic structures at the speed of light. join now and experience the future of minecraft gaming!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under Where Even the Kangaroos Play Minecraft!

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Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Link
Apply here	Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server and requires an application to join.
What kind of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers mostly vanilla gameplay with some quality of life features.
Are there any rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no hacking, and being respectful to others.
Can players trade with each other on the server?	Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that use diamonds as currency for trading.
Is there a land-claiming system on the server?	Yes, players can claim land using a golden shovel to protect their builds.

VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

FishyMemoryCraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

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Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1266
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
New Chunks Explored:	983252	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3784
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	1810
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	212
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3523
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8936	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

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