Asmongold Internet Historian The Varus MC Servers

ChristeningChaos

OFFENDED, Boyfriend, reaction, ceremony, hurt feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the ultimate godparent you are! If you’ve ever been snubbed at a christening like our player here, fear not – on our server, you’ll be the top godparent in town!

Join us and experience the thrill of being the most important person in your niece’s life (even if she’s just a pixelated block)! Build the ultimate christening venue, craft custom invitations, and hire virtual caterers to celebrate your niece’s big day.

And if anyone dares to snub you on our server, don’t worry – we’ll make sure they’re banished to the far corners of the Minecraft world, where they can reflect on their poor choices. So come join us and show the world what a true godparent looks like – in the virtual realm, at least!

CraftyCringe

future embarrassment, CraftyCringe, embarrassing trends, changing behaviors, cultural embarrassments

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

War, Ukraine, injured, investigation, russia ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

law, standard reports, legislation, April 2021, Understanding

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

Progression, PvP, Quests, Cell PvP, activities

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

guild, plastic toys, antidepressants, ISLAND, video games

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

cultural practices, Cultural traditions, cultural toxicity in society, country culture, cultural influence

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

literary, non-fiction, bookworm, Plot, favourite book

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

WARFARE, Ukrainian trap, Military, Server, Kruglenkoe

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, nationalism, News, Conflict, Serbian Chetnik

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!