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CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dimension Hops:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Votes:	7142	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	464	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mines Excavated:	2176	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

Coronavirus Family, coronaviruses, developed, Disease, Edition, flu, Immune Activator, immunity, immunization, infection, medical breakthrough, nasal, Nasal Sprays, Pan-coronavirus, Potential Vaccine, Protect, public health, respiratory illness, Spray, TEAM, Treatment, vaccine, VaxCraft, viral infections

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	3254
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Atoq’s Semi-Spicy Yet Smooth Vanilla Adventure in Patch 1.19.3

1.19.3, Adventure, application, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, Community, content creators, Creative, custom origins, Discord, Events, Gaming, java, Lore, Modded, multiplayer, music maker, Patch, Polls, Private, SemiSpicy, Smooth, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	923	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4191

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old world
Events	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Version	Java v1.19.3
Origins	Custom origins and beliefs

Join our server on Discord

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.

3. What are the rules of the server?

We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.

5. How often are events held on the server?

We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.

LuminousCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Battle of wits, Cat and mouse, crime, death note, detective, GENIUS, intelligence, investigation, Justice, Kira, L. Lawliet, l.., light yagami, LuminousCraft, Manga, mind games, Minecraft, morality, psychological thriller, Server, shinigami, Strategic

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3793	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be embarking on a quest to prove who is the ultimate genius: Light or L from Death Note!

Picture this: instead of building houses and farming crops, you’ll be using your detective skills to track down your fellow players and uncover their secret roles. Will you be the cunning Light, manipulating others to achieve your goals? Or will you be the enigmatic L, using your intellect to outsmart your opponents?

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed and broken, betrayals are around every corner, and the fate of the server lies in your hands. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your detective skills in a way you’ve never experienced before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP ->28

alone, dependent, gibs, gt28, ISOLATED, isolated individuals, isolated living, lack of opportunities, lack of social support, living off welfare, lonely, mental health issues, Minecraft, no education, no friends, no relationships, PixelatedPals, smp, social isolation, social stigma, societal exclusion, societal norms, Struggling, unemployed

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3551	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you spend more time talking to your Minecraft pets than actual humans? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where we guarantee you’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find love (or at least a Minecraft spouse)!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.

So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father figure, Grief, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, solo therapy, stepfamily, therapy conflict, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, TherapyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Items Found:	6534	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, resentment, and unresolved issues just like your family!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.

Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?

Wedding DramaCraft

Affair, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, Confrontation, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, disloyal, DramaCraft, foundation, friendship, loyalty, relationship, special day, Support, Trust, vindictive, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding preparations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Lisa, Mike, and Tom.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like how OP stumbled upon shocking texts revealing a scandalous affair. Who knows what scandalous secrets you might uncover while mining for diamonds?

Take part in wedding preparations and unravel the truth behind your friends’ relationships. Will you choose to support the bride-to-be or expose the truth and risk being accused of betrayal?

Join us for a wedding like no other, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you attend the wedding and support your friend, or will you take a stand against deceit and choose to skip the ceremony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you navigate through friendships, love triangles, and unexpected revelations. Join now and be a part of the chaos!

GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Changes in likes, Changes in preferences, changing perspectives, changing tastes, disinterest, DISLIKES, evolving preferences, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP, losing interest, Matured preferences, Matured tastes, Preferences, Preferences shift, Shift in interests, Shift in priorities

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crops Grown:	3154	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape reality for a while! Our server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some epic adventures.

So why wait? Join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, because let’s face it, adulthood is overrated.