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Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	3148	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3522	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3851	Void Armor Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, boxing, brawl, Byte, Circuitry, Combat, Competition, Electronic Components, Fighting, futuristic sport, Hard Drive, Hitting, Machines, mechanical engineering, Memory, opponent, processor, programming, RAM, robotics, Rumble, self defense, Sport, Technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Votes:	5826	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!

Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks

age, blocks, Brain, brain injury, Busters, death, Differences, Fall, Interaction, Men, mortality, motor vehicle crash, multifactorial, research, risk factors, Severity, sex, statistics, study, TBI outcomes, traumatic brain injury, US, worsening

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Runes Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	838

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Longbirch Vanguard

Classes, Deity System, Discord, Dungeons, dynamic map, Frequent Updates, Fun, java, Longbirch, Mounts, Pets, player agency, Quests, Races, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer, unique experience, vanguard, Wiki

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	161
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Server IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with RPG elements. Players have the freedom to explore, build, and delve into the RPG side of the server at their own pace. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, and more, there is always something new to discover on the server.

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Features

12 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

Story

The Kingdom of Longbirch is in a period of tentative peace after a war against the shadow demon Arglazia. New threats and mysteries emerge, calling heroes to protect Longbirch from looming shadows. From old cults to the secrets of Fontaine, players must come together to face new challenges.

Mystic Men’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, communication barriers, emotional expression, empathy gap, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Incels, Loneliness, male privilege, Masculinity, Mens, mens issues, mental health, mental health stigma, mystic, Quest, rejection, self esteem, social isolation, societal expectations, societal pressure, therapy for men, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	6689	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, this server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build stuff all day long.

Forget about all the drama and negativity in the world, on this server, we don’t even know what problems are supposed to be! It’s like living in a dream where everything is just rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, you can just chill with us and have a good laugh. We’re open-minded to everything, even if we don’t understand it.

So, come join us and let’s all have a great time together! And remember, the solution to all your problems is just to join our server and have a blast. Don’t miss out, bros and broettes!

Bookworms Minecraft Server

Bookworms, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, Empathy, Honesty, late mother, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, personal belongings, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2484

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to send mixed signals to your fellow players. One minute you’re best friends, the next you’re enemies – just like this guy’s girl!

We promise a push-pull dynamic that will keep you on your toes. One day you’ll be building a castle together, the next you’ll be griefing each other’s creations. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t worry about commitment, just like this girl, we don’t want anything serious. But we do want you to join us for hours of gameplay, late-night adventures, and plenty of drama.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing more confusing than our rules is this guy’s relationship. And hey, maybe you’ll even find some books that belonged to someone’s late mom – it’s all part of the experience!

NoDogNoStayMC

Accommodation, Allergies, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, health, Hospitality, lint roller, NoDogNoStayMC, pet allergies, pet care, pet expenses, pet-friendly, pet-friendly accommodations, Respect, Space, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5337	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your comfort over everything else – even family!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with pesky pug hair everywhere and want a space where your allergies can finally take a break. Our server is so clean, not even a single block is out of place.

We understand the struggle of having to lint roll after every dog visit, so we’ve created a dog-free zone where you can game in peace without worrying about sneezing your way through the day.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their furry friends invade your space – join our server and game on without the drama. Plus, who needs family when you have a whole community of like-minded players to hang out with? So come on in and leave the pug hair at the door!