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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9494 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.
3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!
4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!
