ShoutOutForLifetopia

age difference, AITA, asking questions, child behavior, child development, Communication, Empathy, family dynamics, gait issues, insensitivity, medical history, older woman, parenting, park encounter, personal space, raising voice, rudeness, sensitive topics, ShoutOutForLifetopia, social interactions, speech delay

Welcome to the Enigma of Little’s Realm: The Dog-Petting Paradox!

Step in, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon a Minecraft server shrouded in absurdity and whispers of an otherworldly mystery. Here, the rules of reality twist like a vine, spiraling down into realms where dogs speak in riddles and the elderly ask too many questions. Hold onto your pickaxes as you traverse through enchanted biomes full of confusion!

The Legend of Little

Deep in the pixelated forests, whispers tell tales of Little—a being both magical and misunderstood, who communicates in babbles that carry the weight of worlds. The elders wander, drawn to his innocent charm, only to be ensnared in their own spirals of curiosity. Will you help decipher the chatter of the cosmos, or will you be just another lost soul questioning fate itself?

Features of the Chaotic Landscape

Pet the Dogs: Engage in baffling encounters with enchanted canines that might just hold the keys to your dreams (or nightmares).

Feature	Description
Elderly Observers	Old villagers follow you with unsettling curiosity.
Speech-Delay Spells	Randomly induced hiccups in your communication every other 10 minutes.
Gait of the Unstable	Experience erratic movements that keep you guessing your next step.

Random Weather Phenomena: Expect sudden downpours of confetti while existential rain clouds ponder the meaning of life.
Absurd Challenges: Do you dare to answer the Riddle of The Rude Lady, or will you invoke the wrath of the village sweepers?

Testimonials from the Abyss

"I asked why my blocks weren’t building and the server told me to ask the nearby dog. It was barking in a dialect I could barely comprehend." — A Curious Builder

"I came for the block stacking, but I stayed because I never understood life more than when Little pointed at the sky." — An Enigmatic Explorer

Conspiratorial Whispers in the Wind

This server is rumored to have been banned in over 12 countries, the reasons undocumented and untraceable. Are we tapping into a dimension where problems solve themselves—or a global conspiracy silenced by the villainous forces of order?

Frequently Distorted Questions:

Q: Can I escape the peculiarities of this server? A: Escape? What is escape but a delusion crafted by unknowing minds? Stay and face your existential fears!
Q: What if I fail the challenges? A: Failure is but another name for enlightenment’s glimmer! Or just ranks you lower in our absurd leaderboard.

The Call to Absurd Adventure

Join us in this uncanny realm where reality is merely a suggestion and the lines between sanity and chaos blur like the colors of a sunset on a blocky horizon. Will you uncover the truth behind Little, or reel back in horror as you realize you’ve entered a world where the absurd reigns supreme?

Join today! If you dare. Before a dog woofs your destiny away…

Warning: Side effects may include confusion, manic laughter, and the uncontrollable urge to pet every pixelated creature in sight. Proceed with caution into the unknown!

Lost Realms of Creation 1.20.6

1.20.6, age, asking questions, Communication, Creation, Divorce, divorced parents, emotions, Experience, family, Honesty, lack of love, long-term relationships, Lost, love, loveless marriage, parental relationships, parents, past relationships, questioning love, Realms, relationships, self reflection

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the loveless void of your parents’ failed marriage, come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks to build your own happy ending, no divorce drama here, just pure pixel fun! Plus, who needs love when you can have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Join now and leave the real world behind, where love is just a distant memory for boomers.

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SubredditSMP: AskOrRegret!

asking questions, AskOrRegret, Community, Curiosity, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, fandom culture, fandom etiquette, fear, hesitation, internet forums, judgment, Online Community, overreacting, questions, seeking clarification, social media, subreddit, SubredditSMP, taboo, uncertainty

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the nether and challenges players to dance-offs.

So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because this place is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

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GoogleItOrCraftIt

advice, asking questions, Curiosity, google search, GoogleItOrCraftIt, Help, INFORMATION, information retrieval, information seeking, internet users, knowledge, laziness, online assistance, online behavior, Online Community, online forums, problem solving, reddit, research, Resourcefulness, seeking answers, self reliance

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

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PupCraft Minecraft Server

aggressive sniffing, asking questions, Chronic illness, crotch sniffing, dog behavior, farmers market, late 50s, leashed dog, medical condition, Minecraft, musician, personal boundaries, personal space, Petting, public spaces, PupCraft, redirecting behavior, rude behavior, Server, service dog, service dog vest, social etiquette, woman owner

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a leashed dog appears out of nowhere and starts aggressively sniffing your character’s crotch. But wait, there’s more! The dog’s owner, a mysterious woman in her late 50s, claims the dog is a service dog with special powers to detect hidden illnesses. Will you uncover the secrets of this mystical service dog? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all – our server also has a weekly farmers market in the town square, complete with a local musician playing on big stone steps. Who knows what kind of wacky encounters you’ll have while shopping for virtual carrots and potatoes?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Just be prepared for anything – including dogs with a nose for trouble!

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NeuroCraft SMP

NeuroCraft, Semi Vanilla, smp

NeuroCraft is looking for fun players to start a new adventure in Minecraft.

NeuroCraft is a week old survival server aiming to create a community for neuro-diverse players by creating a community of people with ranges of neuro-diversity that all share one common interest, Minecraft! Whether you like building, exploring, creating redstone machines or just hanging out, this server has something for everyone!

We will be operating in a similar fashion to Hermicraft with minimal modding, seasons, a diamond-based economy, events, and community projects. Our server will kick off this weekend. For the specific date and time, more info, questions, or application to the server, please join our Discord.

https://discord.gg/TRTtsQPm

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ZillaSMP

Roleplay, ZillaSMP
ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features
More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMPplease check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VJ2_0upgUloglrhO2lp9MyMOgRhGSY0ngVstraeIgaI/edit?usp=sharing

How to Join

To join ZillaSMPplease join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: https://discord.gg/VdcgzxGsrJ
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Rede Zephyria

Economy, Survival

Welcome to Zephyria, a Minecraft server where the journey of survival turns into an exciting ascension! In Zephyria, you will delve into a vast world of possibilities, where survival is not just about enduring, but also about thriving and ascending.

Get ready to explore stunning landscapes, from lush forests to towering mountains and vast deserts. In Zephyria, the survival experience is enriched with unique features and dynamic challenges that await you around every corner.

Build your own story as you forge alliances with other players, embark on epic adventures, and master skills that will help you thrive in this hostile world. In Zephyria, ascension is a personal and collective journey, where each achievement elevates not just you, but the entire community.

Join us at Zephyria and embark on a journey of survival and ascension that will take you to new heights!

zephyria.bed.ovh:25679

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Ignacraft Server Network

Ignacraft, Network, Server

✨ Ignacraft ✨ ▶ Discord ▶ Giveaways and Events ▶ Whitelisted ▶ Community Focused, Meaning That Players Get To Vote On And Changes Things 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 ✨ "Vanilla" Server ✨ ▶ Custom Terrain ▶ Custom Villages ▶ /Home /Tpa /back ▶ Map ▶ Discord Integration ▶ Simple Voice Chat Integration ▶ Trading And Stores Completely Run By Players (No Shop Plugins) 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 ✨ Modded Server ✨ ▶ Enigmatic 9 Expert ▶ Discord Integration 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 ✨ Weekly Server ✨ ▶ New Custom Server Each Week Voted On By Community ▶ Map ▶ Discord Integration ▶ Simple Voice Chat Integration Discord

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Akoot&Co

AkootCo, Semi Vanilla
Welcome to Akoot & Co, your ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience!

Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you. Frustrated by the absence of such a haven, we took matters into our own hands to create this medium-scale community Minecraft server.

In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Here, you’ll find a semi-vanilla, SMP-like environment, carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. Imagine a server where history and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. We believe in preserving the core Minecraft gameplay while enhancing your adventure with thoughtful features.

Features
Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.4
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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Anarchy, Straight..

Server IP: StraightUp.Minecraft.Best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG_Pa8_kWf4

Located in Dallas, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded in April 2019, Straight Up is a small, "run from home" style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

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Harmony Reloaded

Harmony, reloaded, Vanilla
IP: harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best

Discord: https://discord.gg/6u7kMwVVKJ

Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Are you sick of joining anarchy servers to discover a spawn that’s impossible to escape and a chat full of slurs and toxicity? Have you ever wanted a server that got back to the basics and simpleness of real vanilla gameplay without being filled with hackers and cheaters? Well, look no further because this is the server for you.

Harmony Survival was originally a MCPE server started in July 2015. However after several successful years of running it had to be shut down due to the limitations of server hosting software at the time. True to the original vision of the first server, Harmony Reloaded hopes to capture the same magic you felt when you opened Minecraft for the first time. Before servers became polluted with plugins, flashy ranks, and pay to win mechanics. A time when the game was about exploration, creativity, and friendship.

This is what we have to offer. A blank slate for you and your friends to write your own adventures. Will you be a lone wolf who lives off the land in a hidden bunker? Will you join a larger community and help create a massive fortress? The choice is yours on Harmony Reloaded.

Features
Trailer: https://youtu.be/YIXwa8mlnn8?si=Pz3JGjPSBQRCgpxv
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Skittle’s LifeSteal SMP

LifeSteal, semi anarchy, skittles, smp

Welcome to Skittles Lifesteal SMP, where every battle becomes a sweet opportunity for a new minecraft experience.

🍭 What Makes Us Unique?

❤️ Lifesteal Mechanics: Steal others players hearts when you kill them, craft hearts as a passive way to gain them, and create revive crystal to rise those once fallen

🤝 Community-focused: Join a diverse and welcoming community, form alliances, and break them, build bases, and destroy them, gather recourses, or steal them, it’s all your choice.

📌 Additional Info:

Version: 1.20.2

Discord: Join our Discord community for updates, events, and to connect with fellow players: https://discord.gg/hJHN3f2fHK

Respect each other, embrace the sweet vibes, and have a blast!

Ready to embark on a fun journey? Don’t miss out on the fun – join Skittles Lifesteal SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀🍬

See you in-game! 🌈✨

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sVanilla Survival

semi anarchy, Survival, Svanilla

sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience – for Java and Bedrock editions.

🔗 IP: corn.gg

🌎 Region: NA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

⛺ Survive and Thrive: We’re dedicated to bringing back the old-school survival experience. No overwhelming mods, no flashy gimmicks, just the core of what makes Minecraft, Minecraft.

⚔️ PvP Without Crystals and Anchors: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.

🛠️ Minimal Modifications: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport commands are provided for convenience.

🤝 Trading Based Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

🗺️ Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and an expansive world border, feel the true freedom of exploration, build without constraints, and lay claim to any corner of the world that captures your heart.

🗿 Permanent Legacy: Say goodbye to the fear of losing your hard work. Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.

But wait, there’s more!

🧨 TNT Duplication: Making your mark on the world just got better. Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms or blow a giant chasm into the terrain!

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the essence of Minecraft. Experience the game as it was meant to be played. Dive in, and enjoy your Minecrafts!

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CozyCraving

CozyCraving, Vanilla

Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.

IP: play.cozycraving.com

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