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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3051 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 416 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.