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CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6878
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	6552
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2375	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	7845	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Zombie Dances:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KaifMine.dynmc.pro

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8731
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!