moms friends once again asked her if… Minecraft SMP
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!
On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!
And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!
Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!
Join us for epic in-game events like the “Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign” where you can win virtual prizes just for watching our Twitch streams. Who knew watching someone play Minecraft could be so rewarding?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience like no other. Build the most insane structures, mine for the rarest materials, and battle against mobs with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the fun, adventure, and pure chaos that awaits you on our server. See you there, fellow Minecrafters!
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual house without worrying about someone forging a POA in your name. Our server is so secure, even the most skilled loan officer, title officer, and notary couldn’t pull off a heist like that!
And if you’re tired of your stepdaughter lying about hanging out with her “bubbie” instead of spending time with you, come join us for some family-friendly fun. We promise there will be no toxic family members allowed – just good old-fashioned Minecraft shenanigans.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world where the only fraud you’ll encounter is someone stealing your diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a real-life financial scandal.
Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and design the wedding of your dreams, without any interference from disapproving in-laws. Plus, we have a special “Bridal Dress Sample Sale” event where you can find the perfect dress at 60% off, just like in real life (but without the drama)!
Join us now and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience on our hilarious Minecraft server. Who needs a future MIL’s opinion when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build happily ever after together!
If you wanna unlock new directions for discoverin’ therapies for anxiety and PTSD, then this server is where it’s at! We got mice scientists, brain switches, and all the insanity you could ever dream of. So come on and join the fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🐭🧠🚀
This server is still under construction!
What awaits you? – No real money shop – Self-built spawn – Nice and experienced server team – Nette Community – Vote rewards – Regular events – Pets – Auction House – Fly with in-game money (authorization can be purchased in the shop) – /ec with in-game money (authorization can be purchased in the shop) – and much more
play.uncrafted-mc.de
51.89.241.234:25576
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default Ports | — |
| Discord Server (w/ Voice Channels) | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game Map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Yes, the server has custom enchantments, teleportation options for mobs, and a bartering economy system.
Yes, you can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.
No, griefing is not allowed on this server.