TerraFirmaGreg Server
Are you stuck on the TFG server? Join our small group of players for some fun! If you need help, just ask.
95.217.77.230
TerraFirmaGreg Server
Are you stuck on the TFG server? Join our small group of players for some fun! If you need help, just ask.
95.217.77.230
Dev Glitch SMP
Description:
Dev Glitch SMP is a cool Brazilian survival server where you can make your own guild and team up or fight with other guilds. The community is super friendly and active, and the staff are always updating the server to keep things fresh.
Staff:
If you have any issues with the server, don’t be afraid to ask in our chaos!
Join now and have a blast on Dev Glitch SMP!
devglitchsmp.jogar.io
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to disco music. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
So why wait? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge him to a dance-off!
We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all armed with laser beams and disco balls!
Build your dream castle and watch it get destroyed by a giant flying taco!
Explore our custom-made dimensions, like the Land of Llamas and the Sea of Slime!
Don’t forget to collect our exclusive rare items, like the enchanted potato and the cursed diamond pickaxe!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity!
Need a reason to join? Well, our server is run by a llama who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. He spins the sickest beats while we mine for diamonds and try not to get blown up by our resident TNT enthusiast.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of rabid chickens. If you can survive the chicken onslaught, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge our reigning champion, a pig named Sir Oinksalot, to a duel to the death. Just be warned, he’s undefeated and has a mean left hook.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, anything can happen on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life!
We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!
About us | We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules. |
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Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!
Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.
No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.
We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.
We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.
All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.
Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!
We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!
Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!