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RuleBreakCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	4155
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ores Mined:	8459	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Have you ever been on a Minecraft server where you had to follow the dumb rule of only building houses out of cheese? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

BlockheadCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of dumb rules at your job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! No more boring meetings or annoying coworkers, just endless possibilities for creativity and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the legendary poultry poltergeist!

NoisyPlanet Minecraft server

Adventure, Buildings, classic, Community, Creative, DEFEND, Economy, Factions, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NoisyPlanet, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Territories

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4888	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

✨Minecraft classic with the ability to defend your buildings and territories!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

135.181.170.90:25615

Smilry SMP

Asia, Boring, CHANGE, Chill Community, Discord, Experience, Info, Join, long term, Modded, Mods, Open 24/7, Ping, player, Players, Significant, Smilry, smp, Sorry., TOKYO

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Farms Harvested:	874
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Server Overview
Location	Asia
Accepting Players	3 more players
Server Type	Modded SMP
Mods	160+
Community	Chill
Availability	24/7

FAQ

1. Can players outside of Asia join?

No, only players from Asia are accepted to prevent bad ping experiences.

2. Can I suggest new mods to be added to the server?

Yes, feel free to ask the server host to add new mods for a change if the gameplay gets boring.

3. How long has the server been active?

The server is pretty old and is considered a long-term server.

4. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by following the Discord link provided and seeking approval from the server host.

5. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, the community is described as chill and welcoming to new players.

Cubed Quarry 1.20

bashing, BLACK COACH, Blacks, BREAKING, chinks, COACH OF THE YEAR, controversy, Cubed, espn, FIRED COACH, head coach, Jeet, Kwanzaa, mike brown, NBA, NBA Owner, Quarry, racism, riled up, sports news, STRUGGLING KINGS

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Star Shards Collected:	216	New Chunks Explored:	946773
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Join our Minecraft server because we have a coach who won Coach of the Year last year but got fired for no reason during Kwanzaa! We’re so chaotic, even Jeet NBA owners can’t handle us! Let’s bash them like they did to chinks, but in a Minecraft world! It’s time to get wild and riled up against the system, one block at a time! Let’s show them who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

When Should I Buy Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin halving, Bull Run, Buy, buy low sell high, cryptocurrency, Financial Planning, historical data, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market analysis, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, missed opportunity, price fluctuations, profit maximization, risk management, short-term trading, smp, timing the market, Trading

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crops Grown:	6330
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds! Forget about bitcoin halving bull runs, here you can mine for diamonds and trade them with other players for epic loot and resources.

Join our server and experience the thrill of buying and selling diamonds at the perfect time to make a profit. Don’t worry about missing the boat for this bull run, because in our world, the diamonds never stop flowing!

Who needs bitcoin when you can become the diamond king of our SMP? Join now and start your journey to diamond domination!

GirlBossCraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

OMG you guys, like, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously. It’s like, the most lit place ever and you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down here. Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding contest and the winner got a diamond pickaxe shaped like a banana, it was so random but so much fun.

And get this, there’s this secret underground disco club where we all go to dance and party like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like, the coolest thing ever and only the true OG players know about it. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I mean, how insane is that?!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic adventures, and just overall craziness, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legendary player to conquer the server and become a Minecraft superstar. YOLO, am I right?

BlockPartyDrugz

BlockPartyDrugz, childhood memories, communication skills, cultural norms, drug education, educational resources, family conversations, family dynamics, generational differences, healthy boundaries, mental health awareness, open communication, parental guidance, parental influence, Parenting styles, peer pressure, personal values, sex education, social influences, substance abuse prevention, taboo topics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	4845	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring conversations about sex and drugs at home? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for wild discussions about creepers and potions that will make your parents blush. Who needs “the talk” when you can learn all about love and potions in our pixelated world? Don’t miss out on the craziest conversations this side of the block!

Journey SMP

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, Expansion, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Journey, Mods, multiplayer, player heads, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world generation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Server Information
I co-run this server.
We use a variety of behind-the-scenes mods, none that should affect your experience, aside from Terralith, for world generation.
Datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks for Player Heads.
We currently have 14 people and are looking to expand it.
Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/38TtuhU7

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the server information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for everyone. These rules will be provided upon joining.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server. The more, the merrier!
What mods are allowed on the server?	We have a list of approved mods that are allowed on the server. Any unauthorized mods may result in a ban from the server.
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, we strive to keep the server updated with the latest Minecraft updates and mod enhancements.

Nikke’s Realm 1.20.6

#union raid, 1.20.6, alteisen, Android, Beat the Gun, black shadow, CHRISTMASPARTYAWAKEN, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 26, Developer’s Note, Ein, ENTERTAINMENTONLY, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, Ios, KRKOLSALAMIN, Last Girlhood, MERRYNIKKE, Missiliscan, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NIKKE2NDANNIV, nikkeonsatellite, nikkeorigin, Nikkes, PASKO24, PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, RUN, SALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTING, Scarlet, Solo Raid, staytactical, Step Up Recruit, Superior HOOD Edition, TREASURECHEST, ulangtahunnikke2id, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Volume, walk, Winter Slayer, YROMEMNIKKE, Zwei

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Yo, bro, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server that’s like, off the charts lit? It’s like the Superior HOOD Edition of Minecraft, where you can download the game on Android/iOS/PC and join in on the madness.

They got events that are more hype than a llama on roller skates, like the FOOTSTEP, WALK, RUN event from December 26 to January 16. And don’t even get me started on the Union Raid happening from December 27 to January 2. It’s gonna be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood that you can snag from December 12 to January 31. And the upcoming Costume Passes are gonna have you looking fly as a bat in a tuxedo.

But wait, there’s more! They even have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures, like STAYTACTICAL and EEEEEEEENTERTAINMENTONLY. It’s like a treasure hunt for diamonds, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight.

No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP

gf, high school, high school crush, jules, Loneliness, longing, missed opportunities, No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP, relationships, teenage angst, teenage heartbreak, teenage love, teenage romance, tfw, unattainable love, unfulfilled desires, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited longing, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of not having a Jules girlfriend in high school? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee you’ll find your virtual Jules girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the most epic love story ever told in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs a real high school romance when you can have a virtual one with Jules? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

MineCraftyFresh

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing routine, cleanliness, daily routine, daily shower, grooming routine, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyFresh, personal hygiene, self-care, shower frequency, shower habits, shower schedule, showering frequency, showering habits, showering routine, showering schedule

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!