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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

absurd statements, asinine comments, brainless remarks, BUTTER, carb, CreeperConvo, dumb comments, foolish remarks, foolish talk, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, laughable conversations, ludicrous remarks, mindless babble, moronic statements, nonsensical blabber, nonsensical conversations, ridiculous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless chatter, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent remarks

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Spears Created:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Satellite server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Floodprotect, Starter Kit, Vampirism

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

On our project you can see many interesting and unique modes! At the moment there is only one – Space Anarchy – anarchy with a bit of RPG and new mechanics! The server was opened on October 16, 2023 at 18:43!

play.satemc.tech:20889

PixelGenerations

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Great Pixelmon community that uses Reforged pixelmon! Come hang out and see what we are all about! We have ranks, voting, and shiny starters!

54.39.218.72

Tropica

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Server IP: TropicaMT.serv.nu

TropicaMT.serv.nu

Quezt

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

The Quezt to survive in an anarchy server is a tough one. Can you do it?

Welcome to Quezt, an anarchy server where you can do anything! If it’s your Quezt to do something, you can do it. No, seriously, I won’t give a crap about what happens in this server, unless it’s illegal.

200 players max, do whatever you want. Owner is MeowFaceGame, anyone claiming to be the owner I will grief until they leave. Server offline? Ping me in the discord!

Quezt.aternos.me

ITS BORDER server Minecraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	219	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Items Found:	3347
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7192

COMPLETE ANARCHY! 1.12.2 – 1.16.5

border.20tps.ru

The Hat

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

IP: play.thehatmc.com

Never played a single minigame? Or just here to have good ol’ fun? You found the right server! The Hat offers you a variety of minigames, and there will always be one that you will enjoy. Maybe you like PvP (Bedwars), or enjoy more casual games like Hide and Seek/Prophunt, Murder Mystery or TNT Run. Perhaps you are just here to relax a bit with a nice session of Parkour. It’s all up to you!

We would describe our server in one sentence as a fun server experimenting with gamemodes, maps, events and weekly updates to keep you fascinated! The team has been building a server for the last year (since COVID), and we are ready to see the broad daylight. We feature classic minigames such as Murder Mystery, Hide and Seek and Bedwars, but we also made a bunch of them ourselves.

Be sure to join our Discord to stay up to date on the latest news about the server and when people are coming online! __________________________________________________________________ Discord: https://discord.gg/KjuTr2y __________________________________________________________________ Here is a list of our current minigames: ChaosMurder (custom-coded), Murder Mystery, Bedwars, TNT Run, Prophunt (custom-coded), Parkour (custom-coded, singleplayer), Knockback Arena (custom-coded, extremely fun with friends), ZoneControl (custom-coded, mass-pvp)

See you soon! HAT

play.thehatmc.com

Phoenixsmp

smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

This is a lifesteal smp that allows raiding bases and killing people for hearts loot and bases to raid.The server also introduces crates and custom ranks from the webstore.Me and my team have gathered up and decided to make this a public smp for everyone to have fun enjoy 🙂

phoenixsmp.ddns.net:19132

WordPress Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

This server was created for all WordPress people out there who looking for a steady world to build their ideas and have their adventures on. Come join me and other WordPress enthusiasts on this survival server for Minecraft JAVA edition.

Join the @atwellpublive discord network and hop on the MC voice channel to chat with other players.

147.135.60.68:25598

TaleMine server Minecraft

Economy, No Donations, No Private, Pirate, Roleplay, Russian, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Why should you choose our server?

Reliable stability:

Our server always maintains high stability, providing 20 TPS (cycles per second) for a comfortable game.

Active Community:

By joining our friendly community, you will plunge into an atmosphere of mutual assistance and joy, which will make your time in the game unforgettable.

Space for your imagination:

Our server provides a lot of opportunities for realizing your creative ideas, be it small projects or grandiose buildings. Additionally, the presence of voice chat and a resource pack for the server will give your gaming experience more depth and interest, thanks to the variety of items and role-playing.

Epic Adventures:

In our game world, exciting adventures and exciting quests await you. Explore unexplored corners, fight monsters and conquer new territories with your friends.

Join our server right now and transport yourself to a world of unlimited possibilities and exciting adventures!

mc.talemine.ru

kalebs one piece

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Farms Harvested:	639
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	65
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

This is my one piece server ( mod pack included in the mediafire link ), the goal of this seerver is to be the strongest pirate on the server. pick between many classes and a lvl up system on the server. your free to do what ever you want and trade with npcs. NO RULES, just dont hack

149.56.29.154:25595