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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3
Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! -
Velax
Velax Hosted in Asia, Singapore.
The best lifesteal server for asians! The server is hosted in India which guarantees good ping for Asians!
Our lifesteal server has Skills, Quests, Daily Rewards, Crates, Ranks, PVP Arena, AFK Rewards and much more!
play.velax.net
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Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!
Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!
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Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!
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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and of course, ASIANS! That’s right, our server is filled with all your favorite sports girls from around the world, including Chiaki and Kyrie.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Sparkly Rainbow Diamond Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our diverse cast of characters and one-of-a-kind treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
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Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.
So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!
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No Nihao on Trains Minecraft Server
Are you tired of not being able to say “nihao” to Asians on trains because you’re not even white? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all greetings, no matter what color you are! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical conversations and questionable train etiquette. Who knows, you might even make a friend who will teach you how to say “hello” in every language except the one you actually need. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join us now! -
AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.
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Ypipo Love Asian MC Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is so awesome that even Asians pride themselves on being loved by ypipo here! That’s right, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even the most discriminating Asians can’t resist joining in on the fun.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one night. Some say he’s a Minecraft wizard, others say he’s just a really dedicated player with a lot of free time. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to meet him and witness his epic building skills in action.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Blocky Bob!