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New Season Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.

Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!

Monster Hunter General /mhg/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… Netherite! Yes, you heard that right. We’re basically swimming in Netherite like it’s nobody’s business.

2. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. They don’t mess around. You try to grief, and you’ll have a llama army on your tail faster than you can say “creeper”.

3. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Monster Hunter characters and go on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon. It’s like a cosplay party meets a boss battle, and it’s absolutely wild.

4. Our server is endorsed by Notch himself. Yes, THE Notch. He saw how awesome our builds were and just had to give us his stamp of approval. So basically, if you join, you’re basically playing on the same server as the Minecraft god.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Horse Bite Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

ChaosCraft SMP – Learnin’ in Chaotic Company

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring, big Minecraft servers with strict rules and uptight players? Look no further, because our SMP is the most chaotic and hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most outrageous building techniques and PvP strategies from a group of players who have no idea what they’re doing half the time. Big companies are like, so last season – come hang out with us and embrace the chaos!

We once had a player accidentally turn their entire base into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would be funny. Another time, we had a group of players try to start a llama racing league but ended up getting lost in the Nether for three days.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join our SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

Crafty Caverns Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7064	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with zombie chickens, spider cows, and a boss fight against a giant, fire-breathing sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	7459

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the internet? Fallenshadow, the hard-working schizo loli, is waiting for you and her many husbands to join in on the fun! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Otis the manager and Ribbon Cage, who will keep you laughing for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and Twitter accounts that will have you hooked from the moment you join.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of Shondopolis and leave behind the boring, divorced players of other servers. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in the world of VR.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ll show you the ropes and get you started on your journey to real ejaculation – I mean, success.

Looking for some 18+ avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Join us for our lewd meets where we let loose and have a wild time. But don’t worry, we also have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual reality world. Just remember, weak fear the strong, so bring your A-game and get ready for some epic VR action!

Kraut’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Do you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can be a kraut? Well, look no further because our server offers the most authentic kraut experience you can imagine! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where krauts rule the land and dominate the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a kraut, but you can also ride pigs into battle, wear lederhosen as armor, and build giant pretzel-shaped castles to defend against invading players. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground beer garden where you can relax and enjoy a cold one after a long day of kraut-ing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the kraut you’ve always dreamed of being. Trust us, it’s a wurst-case scenario if you don’t!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!